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Hold on— Pete Buttigieg is texting me.

Uber and lime still charging me monthly when ive only used it once.

It’s me. 😬

Grindr profile says “iceman” unclear if he means meth or immigration and customs enforcement. 🤔 -I hate it here.

Tomorrow is my Friday, and I have no plans for this entire week. Catch me

Anybody who thinks that Bluesky is a bubble where people just reinforce each others’ opinions should try sharing an opinion on Bluesky.

@cnn.com is big failing the American people right now. Go broadcast in Israel if that is your focus. We want news about the US. 🤷‍♂️

Sooo they’re replacing the federal reserve with “commercial AI” and you “cannot sue or create any law restricting AI”
The Big Beautiful Bill has some silicone valley Easter eggs y’all.

Packing to move—Bring your donkey.

I’m confused why are you taking the legs off of your throne. Is this your seat or nah?

Tired of google translate being all PG13. How am I supposed to chat on these apps abroad!? 🫩

Market bubble, waves of big up big down, lots of credit debt, agriculture crisis, growing wealth inequality…. (This is language taken from the front page a few days after the Great Depression. Sound familiar?)

Today has a flat tire vibe.

@governor.pa.gov is pretty silent about a gay bar raid that his state troopers carried out. We need answers in Pittsburgh.

Soooo when does FIFA cancel in the US? It’s obviously not the vibe.

This— this is where the case for Alien Enemy Act 1798 begins to crack.

I’d call this a dead cat bounce, the market is cooked but for some reason people are in denial. I’m here for it, it maybe a sad way to go about a collapse though when reality finally sets in.

Good Morning! Have a Peaceful and Happy Thursday

It’s Thursday! Grab some coffee! #MomSky

Tesla Q1 Earnings Miss Expectations with Steep Drop in Auto Revenue More bad news for Elon Musk

NEWS: Tesla’s net income in Q1 plunges 71% as global backlash against Elon Musk takes its toll — and without selling $595 million in regulatory credits, the company would’ve posted a loss.

Brutal.

POTUS is only announcing all this market stuff because Tesla earnings call is explaining to investors why they lost 40% this quarter (the stock is still going up.)

Welp, it’s been makin’ the rounds so Blue Sky can see it too. 🙇🏼‍♂️

Tonight is the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. May his memory remind us all to resist the tyranny forming in our government.

So all 9 members of the Supreme Court, then?

Salon: The Supreme Court’s ruling demanding federal authorities “facilitate” the return of a mistakenly deported Maryland man marks a serious “rebuke” of the Trump administration.

And when Trump tells SCOTUS to fuck off, then what?
#ProudBlue #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #FreeAbregoGarcia

Flash mobs are a recession indicator. New Hummer release is a recession indicator, Bon Iver album is a recession indicator. We’re cooked.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

Hey Target you still being a little bitch?

DOGE is disproportionately targeting grants in blue states that voted for Harris. This is about political retribution.

Make this go viral!

Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.