Jack E. Loped

The top three things Jesus was on about were feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and welcoming the stranger. Rich men have convinced so-called Christians to starve the hungry, gut health care, and deport the stranger to enrich themselves. It’s astoundingly anti-Christ.

Dancing with the Stars legend, Sean ‘spicy’ Spicer is available to coach everyone.

It’s almost as if Congress is beginning to realize they are being phased out by Trump and their power usurped.

You’ve come full circle, Luke.

More appropriately…

KKKhunt

It would be hilarious if it were not within the realm of possibility. 😳

Thou shalt not support a man who bulldozes the White House to build himself a golden ballroom whilst the government is shut down because he doesn’t want the financial records tying him to Jeffrey Epstein to come out.

The follow up question should have been, “Is your predilection to suck old man cock a preference for old shriveled dick or the knowledge you’re taking and making long term deposits with every dusty load?”

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You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Have a beer and a bratwurst and STFU!

cc: @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

So no terrorism then?

Bill Maher tonight:

At this point in this warped reality you’re probably correct.

Trump commutes George Santos’ sentence and immediately releases him from prison.

YHGTBFKM! 🤬

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We all know RFK Jr. is planning to keep that chainsaw in the trunk of his car for random whale and bear dismemberments.

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It’s bad enough that Mike Johnson is a feckless toadie. His passive aggressive obstructionism is where he is epically failing as Speaker of the House.

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“Plastic Ken” is far too complimentary. This seems more appropriate.

Earlier today, Israeli military forces in Gaza City killed at least five Palestinians, despite the ceasefire agreement that took effect last Friday. Separately, at least three children were injured Monday by what appeared to be unexploded Israeli ordnance dropped near Al-Shifa Hospital.

Kakistocracy!

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It’s an indicative trait of their sociopathy.

Jim Jordan is such a putz.

Uff

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