Do you think Tank Girl included a female character named Barney as a joke about how Australians say 'Barney' and 'Bonnie' the exact same way? Probably not, but if so that would be some impressive depth.
09.03.2026 21:42 β
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I'm still not convinced the flat earth movement isn't secretly hoping they can con NASA into getting so frustrated talking to them that they put them in a space shuttle and send them up there to look at the globe firsthand. Then it's like, hey, free ride into space!
09.03.2026 21:41 β
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My great great grandfather moved to a place populated by people who are not white and I don't feel at home here and for some reason that's the fault of the native population.
09.03.2026 01:09 β
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That was sort of an insensitive joke, so let me state unequivocally, you can't call yourselves a fair and just nation while excluding people yearning to breathe free.
08.03.2026 01:07 β
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I believe the US should provide Asylum to all political refugees. People who suffered political oppression deserve to watch such classics as Transmorphers.
08.03.2026 01:07 β
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I used to know a bit about what the young folks are into because of my students, but now that I teach ESL, my students tell me about stuff like Sumikko Gurashi and if it weren't for the Super Bowl I'd assume Bad Bunny was a low rent No, David series of children's books. Or maybe a brand of vibrator.
08.03.2026 00:49 β
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I watch a lot of @taylorlorenz.bsky.social and Matt Bernstein on YouTube, and I'm not trying to cling on to youth or anything, I genuinely enjoy their commentary, but they make a lot of YouTubes about current celebrities I've never heard of because I'm in my 40's.
08.03.2026 00:49 β
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Hey bands with names like Lizzy Borden, Bathory, The Zodiac Killers, etc. Those names might sound tough, but inevitably I will have to ask myself if I would rather listen to your band or spend time with the actual Lizzy Borden.
08.03.2026 00:36 β
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Ready to feel old? If Kurt Cobain was alive today he would be older than Jesus of Nazareth was when Kurt Cobain was born.
08.03.2026 00:34 β
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I can't stand Kristi Noem and I found her dressing down difficult to sit through without squirming.
05.03.2026 20:37 β
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The average caveman lived to about 35, but sure, go ahead and tell yourself you can trust the Flintstones for vitamins.
05.03.2026 20:32 β
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A lot of people associate rock n' roll with wild, chaotic, even wanton ideals. Some even think rock n' roll is capable of overthrowing governments with its anarchist message. Which is funny, because rock stars have nicknames like 'The King' and 'The Boss.'
05.03.2026 20:30 β
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There are things that I'm that level of ignorant about and the world keeps turning, but don't be surprised or offended when you try to disprove scientists and they point out you don't know what you're talking about.
05.03.2026 20:27 β
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I think if you aren't a paleontologist it's perfectly okay to think there were about 6 different species of dinosaur and they existed everywhere on earth at the same time and one of them was Pteranodon which is the same thing as Pterodactyl.
05.03.2026 20:27 β
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I love how young earth creationists will think they can disprove evolution because someone saw, say, a Triceratops in Myanmar, and I just want to ask them, 'So how did an American dinosaur get to SE Asia? Did it take a boat? Why didn't the other passengers say something?'
05.03.2026 20:27 β
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People on the internet making fun of the way Owen Wilson says wow has made me self-conscious about the way I say wow.
03.03.2026 20:21 β
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Can anyone recommend a video for teaching kids about creativity? Lessons like how green is not a creative color?
03.03.2026 20:19 β
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Every trans woman I know has had "why not be an effeminate man?" shoved in our faces for ages and yet thus piece suggests that even once suggesting an effeminate boy might be trans is some sort of crime against humanity.
This is transphobia.
03.03.2026 19:51 β
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I was just thinking about how when I was a kid my dad made is sound so cool to be in The Clean Plate Club and now I'm just a fat man who gets anxiety from a half finished bowl of chili.
03.03.2026 20:17 β
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It was neat when John Oliver name dropped her.
03.03.2026 20:15 β
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1. elon musk to santa: "i've bought your entire operation." santa: "uh--". 2. elon: "i've fired the elves and the reindeer."
3. elon, pointing to a cybertruck with a rocket tied to it and tape holding the truck together: "this is your new sleigh".
4. the cybertruck explodes with santa inside.
5. elon tweets: "the jews just killed santa"
comic by smooth dunk
29.12.2023 02:30 β
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I don't have any evidence to prove this, but I'm pretty sure the problem is on dating apps, women look for green flags and men look for lack of red flags.
03.03.2026 00:04 β
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What idiot called it 'A special Dolly Parton concert for POTUS' and not a 'presidential Parton?'
02.03.2026 23:38 β
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This is a policy of genocide.
02.03.2026 01:21 β
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I think I need to go find a mosh pit and get the shit kicked out of me so I can process some of the emotions I'm feeling. I tried therapy and exercise and drugs, and mosh pits in your 40's hurt a lot worse, but I don't know any other way to feel better about stuff.
02.03.2026 00:37 β
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Because people on 4chan are doing "tributes" to him? It wouldn't even surprise me a little at this point.
02.03.2026 00:34 β
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If life hands you lemons, that's weird. Life isn't like a physical thing with hands. Are you feeling okay? Do you see life in the room with us right now?
02.03.2026 00:23 β
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Son of a gun! Gonna try really hard to ignore the deep emotional wounds therapy is unable to assuage and have some fun on the bayou.
02.03.2026 00:22 β
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To be fair, I was in LA a couple of weeks ago and... actually it was pretty nice for the most part.
28.02.2026 18:12 β
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