People on the internet making fun of the way Owen Wilson says wow has made me self-conscious about the way I say wow.

Can anyone recommend a video for teaching kids about creativity? Lessons like how green is not a creative color?

Every trans woman I know has had "why not be an effeminate man?" shoved in our faces for ages and yet thus piece suggests that even once suggesting an effeminate boy might be trans is some sort of crime against humanity.

This is transphobia.

I was just thinking about how when I was a kid my dad made is sound so cool to be in The Clean Plate Club and now I'm just a fat man who gets anxiety from a half finished bowl of chili.

It was neat when John Oliver name dropped her.

1. elon musk to santa: "i've bought your entire operation." santa: "uh--". 2. elon: "i've fired the elves and the reindeer." 3. elon, pointing to a cybertruck with a rocket tied to it and tape holding the truck together: "this is your new sleigh". 4. the cybertruck explodes with santa inside. 5. elon tweets: "the jews just killed santa"

comic by smooth dunk

I don't have any evidence to prove this, but I'm pretty sure the problem is on dating apps, women look for green flags and men look for lack of red flags.

What idiot called it 'A special Dolly Parton concert for POTUS' and not a 'presidential Parton?'

The Shanghai Zoo part 6: Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica In our little car thing we zoomed past a lot of zoo. The Shanghai zoo has these vast fields of nothing, which is why we got on a car thing instead of walked. I’m not sure why they don’t…

Today on Charged LBH we meet some bears and some wolves.

This is a policy of genocide.

I think I need to go find a mosh pit and get the shit kicked out of me so I can process some of the emotions I'm feeling. I tried therapy and exercise and drugs, and mosh pits in your 40's hurt a lot worse, but I don't know any other way to feel better about stuff.

Because people on 4chan are doing "tributes" to him? It wouldn't even surprise me a little at this point.

If life hands you lemons, that's weird. Life isn't like a physical thing with hands. Are you feeling okay? Do you see life in the room with us right now?

Son of a gun! Gonna try really hard to ignore the deep emotional wounds therapy is unable to assuage and have some fun on the bayou.

To be fair, I was in LA a couple of weeks ago and... actually it was pretty nice for the most part.

In the second movie, Shredder chose to have his secret base in a warehouse that shares a wall with a concert venue where Vanilla Ice would be playing, knowing that the final showdown with the turtles might be at around the same time.

Gay Dad was an alright band. Remember Gay Dad?

Your band sucks so bad you don't practice. You malpractice.

"any moment might be our last.
Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed.
You will never be lovelier than you now.
We will never be here again."

Homer
(The Iliad)
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(Photo by Kirpal )

If 'Please clap.' was a person it would be me when I try to talk to women.

I'm kind of like Raphael if Raphael really wanted to be Donatello.

I want to be the guy who just chants 'shout' over and over for 5 minutes while The Isley Brothers are absolutely going bananas giving the most impressively enthusiastic musical performance possible.

Me as a kid: Mom! None of the other kids want to be my friend and I don't know why!

Also me as a kid: Hey there fellas, I noticed your dodgeball game doesn't have anyone standing in the middle trying to talk to you about Quetzalcoatlus. Don't worry! I'm here to help!

I want to create a humorous sentence that is something like 'My foriegn athiest nieghbor seems to think e can go before i.' but I feel like I could include a lot more words. The only other ones I can think of offhand are leisure and weigh, and I haven't figured out how to work those in quite yet.

The Twitterification begins...

Except the people exploited by the pornography industry.

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

YouTube keeps recommending school board meetings in jerkwater towns I've never heard of that have like 12 views and I just keep watching them just to confuse the algorithm.

I recently read Walter Cronkite's biography and a lot of his contemporaries felt similarly when television news became a thing. History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes.

Remember all those times Harris brought up pronouns in her campaign? It was like the only thing she ever wanted to talk about. People would be like 'Hey, why do you support a genocide in Gaza?' and she'd be like 'Pronouns!'