@bigtortellini - Bluesky Profile

Need to spread out MORE.

21.11.2025 17:21 — 👍 159 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0

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My Instagram account is back. Some bullshit though. Ended up mass-emailing 15+ support and employee emails at meta/instagram and commenting on random meta higher-ups LinkedIn posts. Since they don’t have any kind of support or emails or phone numbers public anymore nor humans to talk to.

26.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still banned, waiting for appeal. Now the email says “adult sexual solicitation”. Insinuating that I “threatens or promotes sexual violence, sexual assault or sexual exploitation”.

25.10.2025 14:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My Instagram was banned for “child sexual exploitation, abuse and nudity”… their “AI” is going insane and banning tons of people for the same reason.

If they don’t reverse course then this might end up being my main account.

25.10.2025 03:16 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I might be kinda big.

12.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 235 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 1

You’re gonna be t-posing soon. 🤤

07.10.2025 03:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Full and spreading out. 🍣

06.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 1220 🔁 88 💬 12 📌 1

The hang, the folds, the rolls.

30.09.2025 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve just been waiting for it. lol. People are weird.

30.09.2025 14:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It looks like you'd be causing injuries to property and others just lumbering around. Not self-injury. lol

30.09.2025 13:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lmao yay I got my first hate comments. Let the fun begin... 🤪

30.09.2025 13:43 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Sorry feel unsolicited hate and likely self loathing on your part is unhealthy

30.09.2025 13:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought I was getting to be a big guy two years ago… wonder how I’ll look in another two years. 🤤

29.09.2025 21:39 — 👍 525 🔁 39 💬 11 📌 0

Haven’t been to my sushi place in a month. No worries though, I went today, fatter than ever.

305lbs after lunch 🍣🐷

27.09.2025 20:35 — 👍 539 🔁 45 💬 6 📌 1

Just got a Costco membership… I’m gonna get FAT.

Any suggestions on what I should get next? Also if anyone wants to help fund some Costco runs, links in my bio. (lol shits expensive these days 😮‍💨)

18.09.2025 23:51 — 👍 396 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 0

Oh fuck is right. Thicccccccer

18.09.2025 23:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where does it say CS4 doesn’t work on 11? I’ve had CS3 and even CS2 working on 11 (display scaling can be messy but that’s inevitable).

12.09.2025 04:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like to say, “Obeast”.

10.09.2025 19:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you fit through doorways in either direction? 🥩🐷💪🏻

05.09.2025 01:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0