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First 15 minute run in the books after fucking up my back. Getting back into this is gonna be a slog. At least the weather is finally cooperating.

Disney really makes switching a Disney+ bundle to one with live tv an absolute fucking pain

Finally getting around to canceling YouTube tv just to watch LSU get crushed by Alabama. Hooray

OMG Luis Diaz you freak. What an amazing goal

Yo, the cackle I just let out. Spooked everyone

All time F1 bag fumble. Good grief

What a gorgeous night for some mile high soccer. Come on you burgundy boys.

Let’s effing ride

This Rapids lineup screams goals or bust. Game gonna be super open.

Dick Sporting Goods Park on a lovely evening. Both teams warming up.

LSU lost. Let’s hope the Rapids can improve things a bit.

Y’all don’t need to tell me, I know.

LSU can’t play offense and the defense is gassed. Not great!

Leeds vs Bournemouth. Also know as Sickos Premier League Morning.

I read this and went “Ha, shit is fucked.” I think a lot of us have memory holed how bad the 2008 financial crisis was. The AI bubble gonna hurt when it pops.

My youngest:

95° outside - needs every blanket in the house

20° and snowing - “OMG SNOW LET ME GO!!!” *runs our house in pajamas*

The only constant is the kids will surprise you.

Literally the devil’s sport. Cross country skis are ungovernable.

Rainy and chilly this morning. Definitely time to jam out to Massive Attack.

The Broncos might be decent? What is this nonsense.

Today in “how did you fuck up your back as a middle aged man?”

Fucked up my back trimming low branches on a tree. They gonna put me in the wood chipper next.

Arsenal v Man City has been damn near unwatchable. This is true anti-soccer.

I bet this dude has some opinions too, oof

Watching the coffee pot and wondering how stupid is this day going to get

Ski pass is paid off and Loveland got their first dusting of snow last week. If we get an October opening day…y’all.

Any night is a good night for a pizza party

Strong drizzle as DSGP tonight

My favorite thing the Rapids do is paint an oar for each home match. These are dope.

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And we still have Florida vs LSU to go

Good morning to everyone except the Florida Gators and Houston Dynamo.

COMMENTARY: Charlie Kirk was shot in Utah today. And so were schoolchildren in Colorado. Because of the sick delusion that violence solves problems. None of us is safe.

Yep, it sucks. I had to talk to my oldest about Evergreen because it happened in our district about 30 minutes away. Today has been disconcerting to put it as mildly as possible.