𓅄ThePhyrexian, Compleated Linguist

0 Radiate+ Attack 8 vigor enchantment Deal [24] damage to ALL enemies for each ⭐ gained this turn. (Hits [35] times)

Cards (26): 5 Rare, 6 Uncommon, 4 Common, 8 Starter Strike+ 2x Strike Falling Star Cosmic Indifference 2x Defend GUARDS!!! Glow+ Venerate+ Radiate+ Equilibrium+ - Stardust+ Gather Light+ Defend+ Crescent Spear Shining Strike+ Foregone Conclusion Royal Gamble+ Decisions, Decisions+ Master of Strategy Dying Star 3x Apparition Glimmer+

Finally beat A0 with The Regent

anyway slay the spire 2 is perfect no notes

Someone who looks a lot like Spice, in all black standing arms outstretched holding a book (a bible) whilst police horses charge it. There's a crowd behind. They didn't run it down & the line was held.

Outnumbered the fascists.

Police failed to break our line.

They got bundled into taxis & fucked off home.

Got a pic that goes crazy hard out of the whole equation.

Lovely Saturday, over all.

Hear me out. MDFCs for the iconic strategies of the characters

Ironclad: Strength/Block
Silent: Poison/Shivs
Defect: Lightning/Frost (or Claw, for memes)
Watcher: One side is Wrath, the other is Calm

Slay the Spire 2's concurrent Steam players just hit 179,456, the highest ever for any roguelike.

When StS1 first launched back in 2017, it had 193 concurrent players.

That's a 92,982% increase, meaning StS3 is on track to hit 166,861,777 concurrent players by 2035. 💪

after a few playthroughs of slay the spire 2, i'm ready to call it: we have another Good video game. this brings the total number of Good video games in the world to two, joining the original slay the spire

{0} Neurosurge Power Gain 4 energy. Draw 2 cards. At the start of your turn, apply 3 Doom to yourself. [Doom At the end of the enemy turn, if it has at least as much Doom as HP, it dies.]

{1} Transfigure+ Skill Add Replay to a card in your Hand. It costs an extra energy. [Replay: Plays this card an additional time]

{X} Dirge+ Skill Summon 4 X times. Add X Souls+ into your Draw Pile. [{0} Soul, Skill, Draw 3 Cards, Exhaust] [Summon: Summon Osty with 4 HP. If already summoned, raise his max HP by 4 for this combat]

1 Death March+ Attack Deal 9 damage. Deals 4 additional damage for each card drawn during your turn.

Absolutely disgusting combo build

Cards (21): 2 Rare, 7 Uncommon, 2x Defend Invoke Melancholy Right Hand Hand 6 Common, 1 Curse, 4 Starter Bodyguard Neurosurge+ Snap Death March+ 2x Dirge+ Reave Haunt+ Transfigure+ Folly Unleash+ Neow's Fury Sow Death March+ Snap+

First ever run with Necrobinder, beat Act III.

Already my favorite character in the game

One was a dentist and one worked in the garment industry

There's a guy at the Purim seder sitting near me with a MAGA hat and it's taking all I have to not say "what are you supposed to be for Purim? A moron?"

“If you want to know how it feels to have slaves, in the modern world – and not be blamed openly for this desire – visit Dubai.”

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'Evil Dead' Icon Bruce Campbell Reveals Cancer Diagnosis, Cancels Future Fan Events The "Evil Dead" actor says that his cancer is not curable but is treatable, and he is canceling future fan events.

:(

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We didn't sponsor this and it wasn't even an official prerelease. Eric was just down there playing with some people he happened to know. Just because they tagged us doesn't mean we're involved. #wotcstaff

we should ban all forms of gambling that didn’t exist before 1980

Two photos. The first shows Catturd tweeting: Name one US inspired regime change that hasn't ended in absolute disaster The next tweet shows him posting an AI illustration of Khamenei turned into a pile of dust. It says "I'm eliminated."

Two tweets. The first shows Laura Loomer promoting her show, where she says "A message has been sent that we are not interested in going back to the way politics were prior to Donald Trump, prior to 2016. We don't want warhawks. We don't want any more Neocons. We want American First. Period. End of discussion." The next tweet says: Today is a great day. Our military is amazing. @PeteHegseth is an absolute killer. Now you see why the Deep State worked so hard against him. It’s great having a Sec War who has Infidel literally tattooed on his body. He actually gets it. God bless him.

Two tweets. The first shows Will Chamberlain tweeting: The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars. If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position. The next tweet shows him posting "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead." The tweet has a USA flag attached.

Two tweets. The first shows Gunther Eagleman tweeting: "Warmonger Lindsey Graham just rushed to Fox to advocate for U.S. involvement as soon as he could. He is also pushing for a US-backed regime change in Iran. I would like to renominate Graham to get a one-way ticket to the frontlines of every war he wants America involved in." There's an attached video of Graham speaking. The next shows Eagleman tweeting: UST IN! President Trump is HARD AT WORK all weekend after the massive strikes on Iran! He’s already on the phone with Saudi Arabia, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, and NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte! Trump is a machine!" There's an attached video of a news segment about the war in Iran.

manufacturing consent through lowly paid influencers

Person who moons random people hoping at least one of them is a werewolf

YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun Wizard Duel || Crapshots Ep819

Another banger from LoadingReadyRun's weekly sketch mines!

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this clip from Shoresy of people rattling off Dutch names is the funniest and most impressive thing I’ve seen on tv in a long time

I LOVE the Georgia aquarium.

Did you hit the free dolphin show?

HOT FUZZ scene. Pegg as a cop talking to some underage kids in a pub When’s your birthday? 22nd of February. What year? Every year.

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

They scream “only two genders exist!!”
But every soul shines in its own irreplaceable color 🌈✨
No matter how loud the hate gets, Chiitan will keep waving this flag until everyone can sparkle as themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

That Leonardo seems crazy good at common

Xkcd 2071 Facebook style post "EVERYONE ON HERE NEEDS TO STOP LAUGHING ABOUT HOW "ADOPTING PETS FROM A SHELTER IS FOR LOSERS" AND "THOSE ANIMALS SHOULD ALL BE HUNTED FOR SPORT INSTEAD." IT'S REPREHENSIBLE ON SO MANY LEVELS! FIRST OF ALL..." Caption SOMETIMES, ONE OF MY FRIENDS POSTS AN ANGRY RESPONSE TO SOME TERRIBLE OPINION I'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE, AND IT'S A WEIRD INDIRECT WAY TO LEARN HOW AWFUL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS MUST BE.

Ticket bought.

It hurt, but I know I would regret it for the rest of my life if I didn't see him when I had the chance

It seems you have forgotten that I have a community of readers, and I can easily influence them to bring your book down.

Okay, I measured it and I now know that I can inflate my tongue to a girth of 5 inches around.

On a related note, tape measures taste terrible

I need to figure out a way to build this in commander.

This is such an interesting effect

I think if you play pickleball under the age of 75, you are automatically suspect.

Either of being a fascist, or a wimp

Magic band names

Avenged Seven Drop