Oh, gun sounding, thatโs one way to have an explosive orgasm, better hope they donโt have dynamite. ๐งจ ๐
10.02.2026 21:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@cigarchump.bsky.social
Married Cigar and pipe smoking chump here. 59. DL, inflation, hypnosis, ball bellies, mpb, lots of naughty cartoony stuff, way too many kinks to list here. Adults only.
Oh, gun sounding, thatโs one way to have an explosive orgasm, better hope they donโt have dynamite. ๐งจ ๐
10.02.2026 21:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ikr, I never liked him. Butโฆ.Shore leave, Sgt Hatred, Monstroso, Mr. Impossible. So many characters that hit one of my (many) buttons. The Venture Brothers was one of the few adult swim shows Iโd watch live rather than stream the next day.
10.02.2026 16:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh yes, nothing makes me feel like a real man than smoking a big fat Blammo cigar. I just wish Blammo cigar company made pipe tobacco for when I smoke my pipe.
06.02.2026 04:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love Blammo cigars, as compared to El Explodo cigars, Blammos always explode in your mouth and not in your hand like El Explodo cigars sometimes do. Plus they are completely non addictive, I smoke at least 10 Blammos every day and have for years. ๐๐งจ
06.02.2026 03:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0โThe Most Interesting Donk in the Worldโ โpffft, Iโll be the judge of that. Personally, I donโt understand the appeal of Blammo cigars. Besides the obvious reason that they can blow you to kingdom come, I think they smell like donkey ass. Maybe thatโs what hooks them.
05.02.2026 15:09 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So many possibilities with this one, he cums in your mouth, or up your rear, shoots a load on your chest(pregnant titties) belly. Etc. ๐.
19.01.2026 17:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Omg. You look great. I love brown suits and it looks especially dapper on you.
11.01.2026 02:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโd go to the classic looney tunes dimension, lots of exploding cigars, pies in the face, standing too close to the diaper-o-matic diaper changing machine. ๐
03.01.2026 17:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hi Iโm the drunk driver who decided to swerve onto the sidewalk you were walking on. Close but no cigar, you only winged me with your passenger side mirror.
03.01.2026 02:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How about a suit and tie, and a bowler hat. Sorta like a proper English butler aka Mr. French. On a side note, I hope you do some mutton chop/stache stuff when you do shave it.
21.12.2025 22:36 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm just hoping Iโm not the punching bag. lol.
19.12.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm not sure if this is good omen or not ๐
19.12.2025 21:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Jack Fenton was always hot to me, big, loud and dumb, just the kind of dad I could have fun with. I always thought Tazโs dad Hugh was kinda hot too, plus he was a pipe smoker, so yeah.
15.12.2025 15:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thatโs pretty much what I was thinking. But in a toon world, look out. ๐
02.12.2025 01:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh yeah, big cigars in their mouths, one hand on their cock pumping away, the other holding an ice cold beer. Cheering in their team, just having a fun time with the boys, nothing unusual about that.
02.12.2025 00:50 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thatโs so awesome. Iโm
Glad you do that with your dad. I had this thought when I read your post: Maybe he can help you with your next few projects. A pie throwing machine. A Spring loaded boxing glove in a gift box. Help you pick out the finest exploding cigars, none of those cheap ones.
The pipe, the mustache, the suit, the MPB. A+ you look so handsome.
01.12.2025 01:40 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A few photos from ten years ago before I retired.
28.11.2025 02:55 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The occasional bystander getting hypno zonked by accident is also fun, like heโs just walking by minding his own business and as heโs walking past the hypnotist zonking the hero, heโs caught up in it without the hypnotist realizing. Hilarity ensues.
18.11.2025 21:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The condom engulfs the bottoms dick and the pleasure is mind numbing, heโs joined the โbrotherhoodโ the two of you go hunting, joyfully spreading the fun throughout the world.
07.11.2025 15:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0When the alien condom has fed enough itโs time to breed, youโre a big muscle daddy now by this point and can pick and choose your bottom, the condom shoots it own seed into the bottoms ass, it works it way up the urethra of the bottom and when he climaxes, the condom shoots out the bottoms dick.
07.11.2025 15:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Oh yeah! Like the movie killer condoms, but the donโt hurt you they are symbiotic, feels so good you just canโt stop cumming. They flood your body with hormones, give you extra pleasure when you work out, bulking your body as they grow alongside you, penis getting longer and fatter.
07.11.2025 14:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You should definitely try some El Explodo cigars, I know youโd get a bang out of them.
03.11.2025 17:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That a favorite of mine too. Especially if itโs an exploding cigar
24.10.2025 02:28 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh my yes, the plaid ones are especially tempting.
16.10.2025 22:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I love them. Before I retired it was suits, ties, suspenders and fedoras five days a week.
16.10.2025 22:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A full year since I gave up belts for Suspenders full time and Iโm loving every minute of them.
16.10.2025 02:32 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Jekyll island holiday. Enjoying my Pipe
16.10.2025 01:55 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I feel your pain. They discontinued my favorite (Edwards Supreme), smoked it for thirty years, and it took me a good two years to find something as good or at least close to as good.
07.10.2025 01:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0