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A sentient ball of moss. I might stream on YouTube once in a while, but I’m much more likely to be found in an actual stream. They/Them

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A sign hidden behind trees so the only visible parts are a man with his head in his hands and the word “Anxious”

A sign hidden behind trees so the only visible parts are a man with his head in his hands and the word “Anxious”

Mood rn

03.11.2025 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Do not apply Vicks VapoRub directly to the nose” screw your directions I was stuffy before but now I can smell colors

01.11.2025 04:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly, a senior dog. I’ve met lots of dogs and independent of breed the older ones tend to be more up for chillin and less barky. (Apart from my senior boxer who was a loud puppy her entire life lol)

09.10.2025 16:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

05.10.2025 09:08 — 👍 38143    🔁 17062    💬 818    📌 2405

Yes, I'm bragging about my lucky guess lol.

06.10.2025 06:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Metazooa Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!

🐒 Animal #798 🪳
I figured it out in 1 guess!
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🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 10

metazooa.com
#metazooa

06.10.2025 06:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A black motorcycle with a green vine growing through the back wheel. The vine has heart shaped leaves.

A black motorcycle with a green vine growing through the back wheel. The vine has heart shaped leaves.

Idk, I just like the *aesthetic*

01.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@froginacooler.bsky.social

26.09.2025 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh cool I wonder what my nightmares are going to do with this

26.09.2025 14:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m now so freaking proud of my buzz cut! If Boba has one then it must be cool

18.09.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just accidentally caught a wasp between my middle and ring fingers like Mr. Miyagi. It was just as confused as me and miraculously didn’t sting me. What?

18.09.2025 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ve been a pet sitter for years. Cute animal pics are my specialty ✨

23.07.2025 18:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A half pickle with a pleasantly smiling face

A half pickle with a pleasantly smiling face

Uh, my pickle has a face?

22.07.2025 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Science is more than a body of knowledge; it is a way of thinking. I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time... When the United States is a service and information economy; we're nearly all the key manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries semicolon when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching or crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, are critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness.

Science is more than a body of knowledge; it is a way of thinking. I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time... When the United States is a service and information economy; we're nearly all the key manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries semicolon when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching or crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, are critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness.

Carl Sagan was a sage ass dude 💪 From 1995:

18.07.2025 11:43 — 👍 230    🔁 49    💬 3    📌 1

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

18.07.2025 04:12 — 👍 22690    🔁 6748    💬 132    📌 123
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🤼‍♂️💥

12.07.2025 15:20 — 👍 4875    🔁 1179    💬 26    📌 9
Brown and white puppy sleeping with his tongue out

Brown and white puppy sleeping with his tongue out

Brown and white puppy in an action shot with his left shoulder to the ground and his back legs in the air

Brown and white puppy in an action shot with his left shoulder to the ground and his back legs in the air

Brown and white puppy posing with his left arm out and his right arm bent. His back legs are out so his butt looks like a turkey

Brown and white puppy posing with his left arm out and his right arm bent. His back legs are out so his butt looks like a turkey

Meet Bailey!

14.03.2025 16:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Very small ceramic mushroom with a red cap with white spots

Very small ceramic mushroom with a red cap with white spots

tiny!

06.02.2025 05:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One balloon could be filled with confetti. The task is cleaning it up.

06.02.2025 05:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A night sky glowing green from an aurora. The pic is from a while back

A night sky glowing green from an aurora. The pic is from a while back

It’s wild how different this looked with the naked eye. You’d think it was clouds appearing and disappearing if you didn’t have a camera. The pic feels like a betrayal of my memory tbh. I hope I see a stronger geomagnetic storm some night!

27.01.2025 06:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A small snowperson wearing a black beanie and sunglasses

A small snowperson wearing a black beanie and sunglasses

What a cool dude

24.01.2025 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re going to do their best to kill trans and queer people. It’s going to be Nazi Germany 2.0. I hate it here

21.01.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hollowed Out

04.12.2024 23:19 — 👍 850    🔁 158    💬 4    📌 1
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I had a boring day so here’s a pic of a rainbow I took forever ago 🤷

16.01.2025 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Minecraft frog sitting on a real mushroom

Minecraft frog sitting on a real mushroom

Frœg

05.01.2025 02:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everything about getting older is great except for the breakdown of the vessel that contains you (or, arguably, the breakdown of the vessel that is you).

16.12.2024 21:07 — 👍 2539    🔁 142    💬 70    📌 16

Aging is so underrated. Your peers are more interesting, and conversations richer. You're able to revisit books you first read twenty years ago. There is less jealousy, and God willing less pride. It's just a great time of life, aside from the thing that contains you (or is you) falling apart.

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Jury nullification - Wikipedia

Very sad, anyway here’s a link to a wiki article about jury nullification!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jury_nu...

10.12.2024 03:37 — 👍 111    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 2

We've agreed that this will henceforth be known in popular discourse and technical literature as the Magic Carpet fallacy. It needs a name on an emergency basis because of the growing threat this specific fallacy poses in American political discourse.

06.12.2024 18:01 — 👍 2400    🔁 522    💬 33    📌 19

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