perplexed penguin

PLEASE SHARE WIDELY #nursesky #medsky #IDsky #obgynsky #pedsky
CDC STI treatment guidelines have been taken down. They are archived here 👇
web.archive.org/web/20250131...

Please share: We’ve received word that Elon Musk’s staffers are using space characters to identify information leakers. Before sharing any information, please use a checker to detect and remove these.

Begging anyone to tell me how to fight dry mouth caused by adhd meds

Donald Trump working at McDonalds, wearing an apron, handing a container of fries to someone behind the camera.

News article: “One dead in multistage E.coli outbreak tied to McDonalds’ Quarter Pounders, CDC says”.

HE ONLY WORKED THERE ONE DAY.

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Y’all got too much ammo to work with lately you’re firing these out!

These are really pretty!

Illustration of a white cat and a black cat sitting close to each other on a yellow grassy field with flowers. Each cat is wearing a cowboy hat and is sitting inside an oversized cowboy boot. Caption reads “you’re the yee to my haw”

Yeehaw!
#art

Lot of yuri on this site 👀

If you are age 55+ with your highest amount of education being 11th grade or lower, AND you have not worked at all for money in the past 5 years. You can easily get disability benefits from social security. (Does require some form of medical impairment) secure.ssa.gov/poms.nsf/lnx...

We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed

We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed

Moki on mushroom

Common things people think will get them long term disability that generally don’t:
Heart attack
Seizures
Stroke*
Broken bones
Autism (in adults, children are approved more)
Arthritis
*entirely depends on recovery and lasting effects

May at times offer tips tricks and more for the usamerican social security disability rules. Although the standards used are all publicly available at www.ssa.gov/disability/p... who actually likes reading all that?

*point* tape worm

Why would I make a delicious meal when I can simply let the ingredients go bad inside the fridge as I forget to eat for the nth time?

imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good.

and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”

People like cats right? Look at my idiot son.

Algorithm, hear my cry:
Horror movies
Legend of Zelda
Hiking
Pixel art
Penguins
Cats
Disaster documentaries
Dumb millennial humor
Obscure facts that can be brought up during awkward silences to make it even more awkward

I’m in love with the horrors