Cam Macaulay

white monster, white monster, white monster, white monster, white monster

it sounds hyperbolic to say “havertz fixes everything” but most evidence we have since the 2024 dubai trip says havertz really does fix almost everything

Oddly mixed feelings after that. We won the game, and advanced in the title race ... but we didn't do it in a way that pleased Fabian Hürzeler. I keep asking myself if it was worth it.

perhaps fabian hurzeler should have focused less on how long arsenal take on corners and more on how his team finishes open play chances

another remarkable day to have graduated with a journalism degree in 2021

Do I think Arsenal are exciting to watch? Not particularly.

Do I think any team has any responsibility whatsoever to 'entertain' fans of other teams? Don't be ridiculous.

my tummy never at any point hurt

disgusting game. absolute slop. an affront to the beautiful game. hated every minute of it.

3 points.

arsenal fans in 2016: there is an artistry to the way this sport is played at the highest level, akin to the mastery monet and debussy display in their respective crafts

arsenal fans in 2026: MEAT WALL MEAT WALL MEAT WALL

well this game won’t help the “gyökeres only scores against relegation contenders” narrative

my tummy hurts

GET EZE ONE MORE

watching arsenal in February 2026 by laying on the floor in front of the tv.

i’m finally in on gyökeres. i see the vision.

i’m tired of this grandpa/that’s too damn bad

like, by basically every measure that was a good half. dominated field tilt, created multiple good chances, stifled spurs, scored to take the lead.

and then rice, who did the whole “stay locked in” thing, gifts them a goal immediately after scoring.

this specific arsenal team, in this specific run of form, sickens me.

disgusting.

this club’s gonna kill me

eze only scoring against spurs is a phenomenal bit

oh boy i’m ready to watch the arsenal (if they don’t win i will not recover)

(harvard’s very good. if their faceoff play holds that’s… a final four team?)

don’t look at this graph. don’t put this graph in the newspaper.

now THAT’S someone who’s ready for business prison

An Efficiency Matrix chart for D1 men’s lacrosse from lacrosse reference.

Zohran Mamdani “Just take a look at this graph”

per @laxreference.bsky.social - #cusetopright

And the women’s team:
- the daughter of Chinese immigrants who rebuffed an aggressive campaign to get her to skate for China
- the daughter of an Italian immigrant embryologist mom who named her after a Michelle Pfeiffer character
- the pansexual daughter of a Texas cop (who is her biggest fan)

i think both parties are right here.

they’ve only really dropped points on (dare i say) unlucky variance swings, and it’s also pretty clear from the eye test that the pressure is getting to a lot of the players.

rolling out the saka contract extension content today is another pioneering step in a new arsenal tradition

not that i’m saying everything is gyök’s fault (far from it).

but after this season i don’t know how a lack of aerial prowess wouldn’t immediately disqualify someone as a striker option for us.

feels like so much of our attacking tactics have to compensate for it when he’s on the pitch.