King Squeeze

Yes please 🤤

Same, nutting kills my motivation to work out

A worn sticker in the style of the Top Gun logo that instead says "Tit Nun"

Forever haunted by Tit Nun

I'll jerk one out for ya 😉

Made a cider press (and cider) yesterday

Had an unexpectedly empty sauna

My Drs office lists past appointments as "previous encounters" and it makes me feel like a cryptid

Also used some mostly intact parts of the jeans for the cuffs and collar

Thanks! I modified a Creative Awl pattern for the jacket but did the colorful bits on my own

That is! It's the husbeast's though

It's couture

and that's the correct use of the word

Spruced up the jacket I made last year. Replaced the arm bands since the wax waterproofing made them look dirty after a while, reinforced some fraying seams, and added the design on the back

Your curve is insane 🤤

Anybody have spare Aegislashes or mega rising chandelures they'd be willing to trade me in ptcgp? The 3♦️ pulls always elude me 🙄

Damn 🥵🤤

There are a lot fewer slutty costumes than anticipated Also I haven't seen that many women at a gay bar since the lesbian bar

Brought back my sexy Luigi costume for a last-minute decision to go to the gay bar for Halloween

Happy Halloween

That was my initial thought, but given the relatively low ICE presence in the area (for now, at least) I figured the inevitable false positives could desensitize people to the alarm

Should I give out whistles for Halloween and become the parents' most hated house on the block?

Halloween themed party poppers marketed as "pumpkin poppers"

Don't they mean "pumpkin video head cleaners"?

Always!

I have once again been mauled by the Beast

Tomatoes are such weird plants because you'll slightly over water them and they'll be like "ough father I am drowning 😟" but if you chop their stems off and stick em in water they're all "mmm, yes, I will thrive here"

Fuck, bubba, your legs are massive

Technically fcf?

One of those mornings

Neither, just a curiosity

And thanks!

That's a fun idea 🙂 I only know about it because conservatives threw a tantrum that the blue dog is a girl, and the furries are hot for the dad lol

There are notably no children at the gym, and the locker room would be a weird place for them to be hanging out regardless

The TV in the locker room is always playing Bluey for some reason

Almost done with joctober and hadn't posted yet