heidi

the ventra app needs to know i am NEVER looking for the closest divvy

justin bieber got up there in boxers and fucked around on a loop pedal and lady gaga just did that

we need to SHAME male artists for doing absolutely NOTHING at the grammys

get justin OUT OF HERE

and why is he sitting so close to reba

WHO IS JELLY ROLL??

it seems like i'm always getting gifted 75% off hello fresh

lady at work posted up in the handicap stall watching tik toks at full volume

& it's just that woman digging a tunnel under her house

me looking at peters fyp on tik tok

who up oscar meyering they wiener

ghost kitchen for dogs

live action now you see me now you dont

hot magician near me

magician near me

now you see me now you dont popcorn bucket magic

okay i'll bite: what's a neil diamond and why's there a musical about it

this breakfast is about to be straight ASS

this dunkin' donuts is playing the loudest music i've ever heard like the speaker is directly above the register

man just cut in front of me to get the last seat on the train... all to sit down and look at the stock market...

i'll be brave and admit it: i still don't understand long arm statutes

sometimes when a man tells me something or gives me advice i'm just like "literally actually what could you possibly know"

there was a guy on the train wearing a shirt that said "proud vet" and i immediately just assumed he meant veterinarian

hormones so bad right now I almost cried last night when I had to stop embroidering and go to bed

love when every insane symptom you have could just be related to your period. like looking up "is shooting stabbing pain down your leg related to your period" and google's just like "yep! anything's possible!" like right right sure cool

peter watching a tik tok of a chinese woman building a bridge for ten minutes
me: "are you sure it's not AI"
peter: "no this is what happens in china"

okay so like who's buying those hey dude shoes

i kinda want another crusty white dog...don't tell peter

hey queen he saw you watching the cubs game on the train you don't have to watch anymore 🥰🥰

"and we looked fire" is a whole body cringe everytime I hear it like that song should come with a censored version where I don't hear the slang