Gab

"Mental illness is all in your head"

Yeah dumbass, that's where the brain is.

If they came out and announced that "An Old God" was actually controlling everything right now I would believe it in a second.

Listening to a bunch of Stray From the Path for no particular reason.

Go to Burger King, ask for a burger, they say, "We are out of burgers."

I'm tired, boss.

It was everything I wanted in a movie. Massively pretentious mommy issues full of dread and whimsy. Basically my life.

Anytime I see someone defend Elon Musk I just picture them as Randall from Recess and it makes a lot more sense.

Same as Trump putting in a tax plan that lowered taxes for two years and then started raising them. Cause a problem, wait for Democrats to do nothing or get tied up in bureaucracy, "fix" the problem you started, pretend like you are saving America.

How so?

Yeah, they were against him a few years ago and admitted recently they made a lot of money from it.

The one dressed as a cop is fine with Trump and said that they totally aren't a gay band and he would sue people if they said they were.

That isn't even a joke.

I put things in the oven when I want to cook them.

A guy who lives the street over has this bumper sticker on the back of his truck.

They are the same people. The execs at places like Warner Brothers and Ubisoft aren't gamers. They look at what games are profitable and tell the companies they own to make games like that, regardless of the customer sentiment.

Shein trying to get me dressing like The Riddler

There will be no more technological revolutions. All new advanced tech will be sufficiently broken to fit into current business models and the status quo.

Every time a new tech is created I think, "How will they use this to pay people less and not make our lives better" and then they do just that.

People keep forgetting that he was the one who started this, the Biden administration just continued it.

Have the confidence of a 58 year old man who runs a failing small business with three employees who thinks he could fix America if they just put him in charge.

When Tiktok gets banned will someone send me updates from the Tinned Fish Reviews guy? He gives me life.

This is what happens when people who don't play video games are in charge of video games.

This is the most unhinged thing I have ever seen.

Bluepoint made the Demon Souls remake and instead of having them remake Bloodborne, Sony made them try to make a God of War live service.

I fucking hate corporations so much.

That is the big thing that people are realizing. The normal citizens aren't the issue.

Hold a Coors light in the picture.

Ah, he blocked me. Lol.

Video game memes, stand up comedy, and political podcasts

Uhhhh, hate to break it to you, but that's your algorithm.

Read a story recently of two cops who came up to a man bleeding from a gunshot wound to the head. He was alive, but the cops were upset because their shift was almost over so they rode around the block for a half hour until other cops showed up. The man died at the hospital.

Yeah, I'm also curious. It's like saying Vine had addictive features.

It's an algorithm. Mine is all stand up comedy, political videos, and video game memes.