John Post (JP)

Is he recording from an outhouse

Jesus Christ

The Medieval Times scene in The Cable Guy is cinema

the NBA guy meme with the guy wearing a red star hat and the nyc skyline in the background with Zohran and Trotsky “GET READY TO LEARN DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM, BUDDY”

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

The camera holding on the body just slowly slumping over onto the hood of the car is so upsetting

Hey queen I miss the early 2010s too but we gotta move forward

The only culture I ever had

I tweet: "people who see 50% of their monthly paycheck go to rent don't care if a candidate eats with their hands. they want to hear what your candidate is going to do about housing." John Galt 2025 replies: "Move if the cost of living is too high."

who creates the lively art and music scenes if the rent is too high? who makes cultural life? who serves you food or washes your dishes? who creates the fancy little restaurants that draw you to urban living? affordable housing is at the heart of what makes city life worthwhile.

Why is eating McDonalds when you’re sad the best feeling in the world

Imagine having to tell your grandkids that during the Trump years your most high-paying job was running a bunch of bullshit gov accounts and posting shit like “Whoa Nelly how ya’ll enjoying this Schumer-Shutdown???”

Dale Gribble in a courtroom holding a cigarette. To judge: I'm not questioning your authority. I'm completely denying its existence.

tonight is the night I became Dale Gribble and blocked the feds

What's up Bluesky, this is the Department of State and we're here to post some Hatch Act violations

Richard Kind renaissance is in full swing folks!

[through gritted teeth]
Block and move on. Block and move on.

i'm not going to block the government accounts, how would they be able to suck my fucking dick

Everyone is 12 now.

They hate us cuz they ain’t us

I’m afraid I’m going to have to kill the AI Stan Lee Hologram

I can’t believe people think they’re inciting violence. They’re barely inciting punchlines.

Donald Trump won over moderates with the worst hair in history, she looks cool as hell

What movie do you consider “perfect?”

I’m just happy Jack Black and Steve Zahn are back together again

Is there an internet for people who aren’t fucked up

Hypothetically, if using your massive wealth to end hunger or homelessness in the US meant that the Dems would sweep congress in a landslide, would you lol I’m just fucking with you man we all know the answer to that

Giggity

Laura Ingraham: “And guess who’s pushing this the hardest? The same elites who ride around in private limos with private drivers and private security. They don’t have to worry about seatbelts, they’re too busy telling you how to live.”

Disgruntled Republicans sick of being bullied by Donald Trump and Republicans imperiled by the Left are secretly having conversations about forming a third Republican party in American politics*

One of the things about the destruction of the middle class is that it’s created an expectation for a lot of people where you either have to be a multimillionaire or consider yourself a failure and that means that 99.9999% of people who fall into that are going to lose their minds

It definitely felt like The Shit at the time