Zacho Bell

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

YOU GOT A SALVE AMULET AFTER YOU COMPLETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING NECROMANCY QUESTLINE

Duncan.

every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it

A list of every OSRS quest in the most correct order.

The Council has spoken. @fartshartly.bsky.social @namz011.bsky.social @valkria.bsky.social and I got together and debated for a good hour to bring you the comprehensive tier list of every OSRS quest. You can try and make your own but you know it to be true.

the time is now

go get more quest points.

QUEST.

An orange and white cat sits next to a slipper. he looks enraged as he watches a cat (off camera) eat

Sandal watches his sister eat. meanwhile, he has never eaten before in his life. so many years with no food. life is injustice and suffering, it is no surprise cats are being radicalized.

drink first and then reassess the situation

man whoever used double sided tape to put unframed posters up on my wall two years ago was a dumbass

Aspen!

Today felt like a good day to announce we are on Bluesky! Oh and...

Hello, Jon. This is Spotify headquarters. Although this presentation is typically automatically generated, we find these circumstances so extraordinary that we felt the need to reach out to you with a personal message. We have found that while you did listen to rap music this year, you listened to country music as well. This is a music listening pattern of such rare precedent that we were compelled to disconnect our servers, lest our algorithm crash them entirely upon attempting to categorize your tastes. You are the most interesting person we have ever encountered, and we wish the incurious blockheads who make up the remainder of our subscriber base shared not only your adventurous spirit, but fearless authenticity. We have your banking information on file. As a token of our appreciation, $5,000,000 USD will be deposited into your account immediately. Thank you for everything, Jon.

oh wow

shout out to meals!

an orange and white cat sleeps on a whitish towel. He is on a blue couch

candied yams are ready

they wanted to not incentivize afking it or smth

A standard issue cat curled up on a green comforter,

snoozin on a sunday

what's a tv show you loved that didn't have any vowels in the title and also never existed? mine is dmfpgnfpmfl

goblin

An orange and white cat looks unimpressed. Like when you get to the post office at noon and there's only one line open.

me: "Sandal, i love you, buddy. you're a great cat."

Sandal:

Top 10 best feelings in the world: walking out of the bathroom and seeing this thing looking up at you across the room

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat, laying on his side on a fur coated bed. He lays his head on the bed, looking out. One front paw stretches out lazily.

Fishtopher laying in a similar position as the last photo, but his head is now lifted up and his mouth is open wide in a yawn. His ears are laid back against his head and his eyes are closed.

FLAT FISHTOPHER FRIDAY!!!!

screencap of Brad Pitt as Billy Beane in Moneyball

Guys, you're still trying to replace Twitter. I'm telling you we can't do it.

Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.

potat