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2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog

These 30 under 30 lists are just designed to provoke anxiety and encourage hustle culture. I learned about bouba kiki at 29 and I’m still relevant

i dont need a dipping sauce for my pizza. pizza, the thing covered in tomato sauce and then at least four other types of stuff, doesn't need more flavour. but then ive always been an ascetic

a shirt design featuring a skateboarding boy who may look somewhat similar to a famous skateboarding boy from a cartoon but it's impossible to know for sure because there's a black bar over his eyes, holding his own severed head and saying "anything subversive or countercultural can and will be commodified and re-absorbed by existing social order, defanged and neutralized, reduced to an aesthetic pose. No product can ever be radical, man." in blue and red on white

My new shirt design is so powerful that part of it had to be redacted for the preview image
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Browt looking chopped

Classy diva rowlet

She fucking wishes…

three library holds coming in at once

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

youtube video titled "remember when lofi hip-hop sounded real."

fuck man. weve forgotten our roots

i didnt think so

if you have ever had IKEA knock on your door at 8:01am raise your hand

IKEA will always tell you your delivery window starts at 8:00am and they will always be lying

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

Went to the bank and sent one thousand emails and was very very responsible wow

the purpose of a rube goldberg machine is what it does eventually

20 More, Somehow Even Smaller, Mazes on Steam A puzzle game with twenty small mazes.

My next game will be "20 More, Somehow Even Smaller, Mazes".

It will be free.

Wishlist it today!

store.steampowered.com/app/4428890/...

nirvanna the band the show the movie has been a balm to toronto's Dude community

Losing the war on jet lag

i tend to think of my lifestyle as superior to that of a horse, but for breakfast today i had oatmeal with oat milk and apples. i'm basically a horse with a microwave

evangelion teens

a stylized 3d render of a man and his horse in an open field in the evening.

year of the horse

Making my boyfriend mad by pretending there are two neighbouring North Atlantic nations called Niceland and Meanland

(discord screenshot) "anyone using discord from a desktop pc is verified over 30"

shoutout to @amazingthew.bsky.social for the actual answer to discord adult verification

A birthday cupcake the hotel gave me

I’m so good at turning 31 years old they gave me a trophy

Desire Paths for Wikipedia An extension that remembers the path of a cursor over the linked pages of Wikipedia, “wearing” them into the page.

I've just published a new userscript that remembers the path of your cursor over the linked pages of Wikipedia, averaging and wearing them into the page, showing your browsing history over time

Install at greasyfork.org/en/scripts/5... or read more about it everest-pipkin.com#projects/des...

Do my neopian times trophies mean nothing to him

Understanding the Eglinton Crosstown in Seven Illustrations | The Local From Shohei Ohtani’s salary to the tunneling rate of a mole—an unorthodox guide to the numbers behind Toronto’s newest transit line.

@thelocal.to worked with the brilliant Toronto artist Michael DeForge to create this data illustration to mark the opening of the Eglinton Crosstown thelocal.to/understandin...

Writing a murder mystery tabletop game set in Minnesota, tentatively titled “Jubensha? Youbetcha!”

I’ve been out of the country for five weeks but I’m told heated rivalry fujoshi levels in Toronto are still out of control

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars