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Bluesky is not safe

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Isn't that just most zombie movies?

07.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk they do nacho cheese wrestling in New York with twinks surely we can manage for an hour or two

07.10.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotta get over your fear

07.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk just get good coyotes are great climbers and can catch a ball

07.10.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We can throw balls to you while you climb?

07.10.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In fairness square has no idea how to market anything

07.10.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Probably the closest I can come up with is like baton pass shenanigans? Buffing up a weak mon and hoping it survives and then using baton pass to buff a stronger pokemon to sweep

06.10.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

t&s are fucking liars lmao theyโ€™ll just make shit up to ban link but change the tos to avoid banning jesse singal

06.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I was in a similar boat I had CEO recognition and launched a new product from scratch that was a major part of sales conversations, I came out and got sidelined within months and then found myself caught in a layoff just over a year later. I've been out of work for 14 months now.

06.10.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ATProto is fake. Network-wide takedowns for pointing out the CEOโ€™s embarrassing behavior undermines the entire project. Itโ€™s fake shit for losers.

06.10.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Wait you have the tail out at airports too? Somehow I never noticed that's great

05.10.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to be a cop about it but I just wish there was a better way to safely acquire those kinds of things my risk tolerance for random substances is too low

05.10.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmao ok yes I forgot about dryad arbor that's so funny and I'm sorry

05.10.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to yugioh post for a second but that game has a billion tutor effects and effects that work from deck only and sometimes you put a card in your deck you explicitly don't want to draw and so you get the opposite of this crash out sometimes which is very funny.

05.10.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is exacerbated by Pokemon doing true odds and tactics games like fire emblem or XCOM lying to you to your benefit (things with high odds happen more than displayed, low odds happen less than displayed)

05.10.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's incredibly easy to disprove the line of reasoning because if you say "Nazis are bad" and then replace Nazis with most other demographics it becomes a bad thing to say, but it's true about nazis

04.10.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah but the British love racism

04.10.2025 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The code is the product and it's so valuable our CEO is lashing out at users of our app because we haven't figured out monetization and our funding rounds are just going so well

04.10.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going to scream

04.10.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay but while this is true for everyone else, my side profile is different and awful

03.10.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know the reason it's just insane considering every other moderation action on the platform

03.10.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah how the fuck is Bill kezos still banned

03.10.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She was advocating for AI replacing devs yesterday

03.10.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also every node connects to the center it's literally centralized

03.10.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes

03.10.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not defending the portrayal or iconography but it's set in an alternate earth where it literally doesn't happen, there's no Nazi party.

03.10.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also yes and it's one of a billion problems with strike witches

03.10.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listen...

03.10.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Strike witches

Strike witches

03.10.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is literally just strike witches it's true

03.10.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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