Chunnel Tatum

Not today, today

heck yeah

nesting?? 👀

"it doesn't have highly visible, annoying superfans" like that's a bad thing

La brea tar pits

Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists.

You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man, but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

I like you because you’re funny, but care about you because you’re human. No need to apologize. LFG

The sounds of the Liberty Bell. "Ding-- freedom. "Dong-- opportunity. "Ding-- excellent schools.

[clearly full of blood] oh umm, actually i'm, uh all out right now

57%, right? 42% would be "much" less likely

Weenie Centrist Legislator Faceplants Hard At Weekend Protest Event | Defector April McClain Delaney, House representative for Maryland’s 6th congressional district, did not get off to a hot start in her address to Frederick, Md.’s modest-sized but otherwise energetic and very p...

Reports are saying you “faceplanted” and are a “weenie” because your words and votes. I agree. Do better defector.com/weenie-centr...

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

hey, I just met Zeus
and this is crazy
but he's a swan and
I'm having babies

cool mug. i like the cup you are drinking out of too

❤️

You profoundly misunderstood the electorate and you profoundly misunderstand the audience here. People are hurting and are going to remember you and make you feel unwelcome. You have failed to make the case why they shouldn't. You should leave.

Now that chatbots have passed it, do you think the Turing Test is a good measure of intelligence?

How is Tom Brady going to do as an analyst?

“hand me the apparatus!” i yell over the howling wind to the so-called hero. i shake my gun in his direction. “it’s over! i’ve won!”

he doesn’t respond… he’s looking behind me. i turn— but it’s too late!

“SURPRISE!!” yell all of my closest friends. they got me an apparatus

maybe they are trying to turn the "overlook hotel" from the shining into a verb

they are wearing little caps

professionally kiss my ass

this new snackwells marketing campaign is wild

i tried stok (bottled) recently and now i'm a stok loyalist

Rosy maidenhead fern in center with four smaller ferns in small pots. Not sure what kind the little ones are

I have recently gotten very into ferns

either way, you’re going to kill it

existence is brutal and terrifying but we are just going to try our best