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Words of wisdom from Ryan Vilade: "If a pitcher has a good knuckle-curve, you can bet your skull his mama fed him a lot of salad growing up."

the plural of asparagus is asparagi.

Same

shinji. pilot the meth pipe in the arbys bathroom or else rei will have to again

What does it mean

I fully don’t understand

Seth Green and Gillian Anderson having a hair-off in X-Files S1E2

In Defense of Effeminate Boys If anyone had suggested that I might really be a girl, I don’t know how I would have responded. By Ben Appel

No one before Ben has ever considered that trans women might actually be effeminate gay boys. No one has ever suggested such a thing to us, repeatedly, in a bid to prevent us from transitioning, or developed entire typologies around the idea, or reinforced it in multiple academic fields!

tomato bisque run it straight into my VEINS

Having some fruit lessons

grapes are all like “wrath” whoa nelly

cat throwing a tomato at you

tangerines kinda like orange that loves u

These 1-Skillet Cheesy Lasagna Beans Are Faster, Easier, and Just as Comforting as Lasagna Lasagna beans (aka cheesy white bean–tomato bake) combine creamy butter beans, Italian sausage, ricotta, and mozzarella in a quick, one-skillet dinner perfect for weeknights.

Lasagna beans (aka cheesy white bean–tomato bake) combine creamy butter beans, Italian sausage, ricotta, and mozzarella in a quick, one-skillet dinner perfect for weeknights.

it was the late 1900’s and every girl wanted to smell like cucumbers and melons…

throwing grapes at the sun

i love your american accents

A stripper pole, but there's a birdfeeder on top of it, and the stripper just climbs the pole to eat the delicious birdseed. There's no dance

Had a Cobb salad but added jalapeño lime dressing to it 💅

fattoush is hands down the best-named salad

Beet pesto pasta with arugula and tart apple

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Wedged field tomatoes

Thin sliced field cucumber

Wedged hard boiled eggs

Here's part 2 of how I make the small sized current version chef's salad. Let me know what you think of it in the comments

I do not like
green eggs
and ham!

Luc is short for Lucwarm

New variation: Chickpeas, olive oil, red wine vinegar, cilantro, parsley, cauliflower, red onions, zaatar, castelvetrano olives, dried apricot….. 🤤

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

the Bradford pears are going for it in early March, good luck you dumb bastards

Fry salad in a big decorative white bowl with blue designs.

Yes, that will do nicely.