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Caju | π§π· | He/Him | 25 EN||PT||ES Yi city my beloved
Me, very visibly queer at the family party on Sunday:
My teen cousin, not knowing how to ask: so uuh do you like chappell roan
From the guy that (didnβt) brought you the Disneyβs enchanted AU,
27.10.2025 10:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My body is a machine that turns the tragic and toxic yaoi of yi city into random AUs based on childrenβs media
(Today my brain provided: Barbie in the princess and the pauper AU)
26.10.2025 17:08 β π 424 π 201 π¬ 0 π 15
clearly Iβm behind in this very basic and common knowledge π
27.10.2025 00:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0πππ
27.10.2025 00:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spending my night watching documentaries on Taoism and Chinese medicine so I can write songxiao better. Which is a normal thing to do.
27.10.2025 00:05 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My longest completed work was the 82k hetalia fic I wrote in high school, and I donβt think Iβm ever topping that
But this current sxx omegaverse project, if completed, is almost surely taking second place
Wrote 3000 words this weekend, but they were so fucking difficult I really thought it was double that
26.10.2025 21:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stylish boys!
26.10.2025 18:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Request 125: mafia style #songxue
Hey toots.........
Bad news guys xiao xingchen is successfully resurrected but turns out writing him fresh out of the coffin is harder than to write him dead
26.10.2025 17:08 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eu assim com todas as minhas tatuagens
βUau qual o significado??β βAchei bonitoβ
Meetcute!
26.10.2025 14:01 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In so many ways they truly are the ultimate relationship dynamic!
26.10.2025 07:32 β π 15 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0I usually can do a pretty good estimate of how long itβs gonna turn out, but I usually plan stories very carefully, and this one Iβm just going with the flow π guess weβll see how big it ends up being! Thank you β€οΈ
26.10.2025 11:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βThis fic is gonna be around 20kβ
At 9k: xiao xingchen is not yet back to life so the plot literally hasnβt started yet
understandable
26.10.2025 00:51 β π 285 π 73 π¬ 0 π 5Good news is I finished the chapter bad news is heβs still dead
25.10.2025 14:35 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1Iβm sure theyβll be together forever and nothing could possible separate them! π₯°
25.10.2025 02:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The soft wind on their hairs like theyβre the coolest people on earth (they are)
25.10.2025 02:19 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Still dead. Will try some more tomorrow. Surely it will happen eventually
25.10.2025 02:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
may i offer you a xiao xingchen in these trying times
25.10.2025 01:13 β π 23 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0Another night attempting to bring xiao xingchen back to life
24.10.2025 23:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 2There's something wonderful and funny about having a fandom in law. Like, I don't go here, but my friend does, so now I know random shit about F1 teams or wrestlers or kpop groups
Then you see something about their brainworm and you bring it to them like a crow, like "I saw this and thought of you"
Give Xue Yang a Gun
17.01.2025 23:13 β π 33 π 10 π¬ 1 π 4my ideal terrible boy. look at him!!!
13.10.2025 02:21 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The BΓΆcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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