It’s me kalvano

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fuck i forgot he was person in generation kill

do it for making fun of quebecers but its a straight line and all the three guys are having a good time

shut up you fucking idiot

one very good reason to watch deadwood with your significant other is to repeat everything they ever say back to them in eb's voice for the remainder of both of your lives.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

There's a taxonomy is wu Tang guys.

There's the goofball guys who are all odb and meth

There's the lyricism gza guys

I'm a rae/Ghostface guy personally

Ah I fucked this up no sorry the frogs go

Bur

King

Frog

And so on

My favorite part of Aladdin is when the genie is fuckin crazy lol

Burger King frog: bur

Burger King frog 2: ger

Frog 3: king

That's everybody now

Holy shit this must be such a good song I wonder what song it is wow I dunno what song could it be

It's a song about his Frankenstein

When the Burger King "What's Up" commercial happened during the Oscars, that was a day written in infamy.

= IHUFFPOSTI "Basically, I'm just fed up with the fact that I'm cis-gendered, I'm a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side," said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS. "And I get demonized if I don't accept certain things."

Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...

Is there a way to short the AI market

It's like if you were taking pictures with the flash on during a movie you fucking idiot how do you not understand this

So the beach is a shared resource, and you're not allowed to fuck up a shared resource. You and your 5 cool friends who have played that mgmt song like 7 times are fucking up the shared resource for everyone else.

This is like if you were welding on the beach. Don't weld on the beach.

It's like if you were a fucking guy on a sea doo man. It is not ok to be a fucking guy on a sea doo do you understand that

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

“more accountability and transparency for the modern gestapo” is a fuckin joke man

Man in those Harry Potter movies at one point one of the guys gets fucking splinched. Can you fucking imagine

I would easily make it give me a cool haircut on one side and I wouldn't make a big deal about it at all

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

Go climb a rock