"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
03.03.2026 08:16 — 👍 4884 🔁 1229 💬 75 📌 36
"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"
03.03.2026 08:16 — 👍 4884 🔁 1229 💬 75 📌 36I think going to Dubai for a holiday should be a deportable offence anyway. Vacuous nothing people
03.03.2026 07:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’ll be able to get another new face
02.03.2026 08:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It rhymes with Mepstein
02.03.2026 08:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The press and lots of people are falling for it
02.03.2026 08:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don’t think it’s possible to do it too often, it will always land! 😂
01.03.2026 13:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lads
01.03.2026 11:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At least we get a days peace from British people telling us how mint Dubai is
28.02.2026 12:49 — 👍 55 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0And that’s why nobody calls them ‘classy Leeds’
01.03.2026 08:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He admitted if they overthrow the regime they will leave the people to get on with it. What could go wrong?
28.02.2026 12:06 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Don’t remember being over educated being a bad thing. Better than being a suggestible sponge for racists
28.02.2026 10:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s the returns policy on that FIFA peace prize? Asking for an orange #iran #USA #Trump
28.02.2026 10:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Smart voters went to the Greens as the best chance to keep out the hate party. Well done them
27.02.2026 07:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“But at least we’ll get treated by a good proper English man…..eh? Eh?”
Bloody mouth breathers
The fashion designer? Can’t see him bagging any time soon
26.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If only the reality was that the taxi was doing 70 and he’s a millisecond away from being mown down completely unaware
26.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We all thought you were going Silenzi there 😂
26.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Imagine being the person who buys merchandise!?!?!
26.02.2026 08:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Should be called the fuckin state of the union
25.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a cunt
25.02.2026 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yesssssss
25.02.2026 16:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stick the baby in the picture to try and detract from the fact he’s a dickhead
24.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m 44 and I can’t see this being ‘over’ as long as I live. It goes deep
24.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At least capitalise SEND FFS
23.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just walk round it mate
22.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Macallister is unfortunately the worst of them as well. Whiny little cheating shit bag of a ‘footballer’ #NFFC
22.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes he’s a cheat, yes he’s a pedo. The worst thing is that he’s really old and will unlikely get his comeuppance, but leave a gigantic trail of destruction when he’s dead
22.02.2026 12:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today I learned that The Ballad Of Wallis Island is incredible. A beautiful film
21.02.2026 20:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here he is doing his best Ronald McDonald impression
21.02.2026 08:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sick of seeing Arsenal fans moaning about how they bottled it when they’re still top by 5 points. Try being ACTUALLY shit!!!
19.02.2026 11:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0