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Ol' Johnny Villa

@john-hollis-utv.bsky.social

Everything sucks except Aston Villa Football Club. Imagine there was a picture of Calvin pissing on the GOP here.

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Gray and white kitten sitting inside of a wheel used to pop a person's back.

Gray and white kitten sitting inside of a wheel used to pop a person's back.

I took a nap between shifts today and woke up to find this goober wearing my back cracking wheel like he's a prospector whose clothes were stolen in the 1840s.

26.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

They did it because they're cowards who have literally zero strategic instinct.

25.02.2026 15:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If he goes to Spuds, let's not Sulc about it

24.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me if a certain someone has a heart attack on live television

24.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Hmm, interesting. Byeeeeeeeeeee"

24.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good Lord our squad is made of cardboard

24.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Luigi is chasing a fly that got into the house and I'm not sure the house will survive the pursuit tbh

24.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Time for another one of those hat tricks

24.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0