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I think I have to accept at this point in my life that I will never be well-read. I'm well-watched and -listened, but I basically only want to read comic books. Can't remember the last time I finished a novel.

My kids are currently obsessed with Katy Perry. Let me tell you, "Roar" is NOT a song that gets better the more you hear it.

Baffled by the hate for Death of a Unicorn. Fun movie! Its commentary isn't exactly subtle, but who cares? A bunch of rich pricks getting slaughtered by a beautiful creature is the kind of energy we need right now. Especially when the biggest bastard is played by Richard E. Grant.

THE MISSUS — MY GORGEOUS BABE — DRAWN IN A FOXHOLE Feb. '44 France

I already thought this pencil portrait Jack Kirby did of his wife Roz was great but then I read the caption: "A drawing of Mrs. Kirby done, from memory, on the back of a piece of German stationery picked up off a dead enemy soldier." DAAAAMMMMNNN!

If I was 12, this would have been my favorite movie (complimentary)

They finally did it, those sons of bitches

Just saw Fantastic Four and I am BUZZING

We are so fucked.

It's Val! It's Halla! It's VAL-hall!!!!

I've been to the movies twice in one week, which I think is a first in my dad era.

Superman: too busy & too silly but also shockingly political for a blockbuster. It's good!

F1: a script so thin it coulda been typed on onionskin. Pitt is good and some of the car stuff is cool, but it's no Maverick

They did not btw

I have a 4-year-old AND a 1-year-old!

Who wore it better? The dinner menu my 4-year-old wrote vs. an official Drake album cover

Why is this playlist so bossy

Did a double feature of Crash '96 and Lost Highway. Living my sick weirdo freak life to its fullest.

Yeah, movies that were converted to 3D in post never look good. I saw Jurassic Park, one of my favorite movies of all time, in 3D and it was still pointless. Even most movies made for 3D aren't all that impressive, with a few notable exceptions like Avatar or some Zemeckis.

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That's exactly the kind of stupid shit I'm here lol

Well uhhh we did an episode on Maus that one time!

Honestly jealous. I would have so much fun seeing that in a theater.

Ahahaha. I'm sure it's a blast with a group! I watched it sober and alone like a dummy

Jaws 2: still trying to be "classy" & it looks good, but it's boring as hell any time Scheider isn't onscreen
Jaws 3-D: brainless fun & it's got Bess Armstrong, wish it was even dumber tho
The Revenge: premise is stupid as hell, but they commit to the bit & some of the character stuff actually works

To be clear, the *sequels* get better as they go along. I'm not that insane. The original is peerless.

We're talking about Jaws on Gobbledygeek tonight. I'd never seen any of the sequels, so of course I watched them all, something I absolutely did not have to do. No one else in the world seems to agree, but I think they get better as they go along 😂

Bailed on Black Mirror two episodes into the last season. Time to pick it back up, see if they can recapture the old magic

I keep seeing ads about "Sauce for Dogs," and it's like. I think we can be done with consumerism. We don't need any more products.

Our current moment really does feel like the capitalism series finale

He thought the character's name was Blade Runner???? God we deserve somebody this fucking stupid

I don't like this username. Feel like I outgrew it long ago. No clue what to change it to.

Dude that does not sound fun