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a white kitty looking at a drawn monitor and being frightened

let me just check the news real quick and see what’s going o… oh dear god

I need you all to know that when you make terrible, terrible Dad jokes with awful puns in them, I IMMEDIATELY share those horrible puns with my children, and I think that's beautiful.

Thank you 😊🙏🏼

Yeah he's arguably been my best friend for a long long time 😵‍💫

And the sex is incredible. I wasn't prepared for how good it was gonna be lol

a woman says i 'll think about it tomorrow in front of a door ALT: a woman says i 'll think about it tomorrow in front of a door

Yeah we are both the exact same flavour of 'fucking odd'

When a very religious boy and a very religious girl love each other very much*, sometimes they like to pretend they can get everything they need in life from just one person. It's kind of like being a tortoiseshell cat, only with people.

*haven't yet been caught cheating, etc

What if it's 2 middle aged people who are extremely atheist and been friends for over a decade and have sown enough wild oats for 100 lifetimes 😂

I remember when this entire website was orange groves

Georgia Teacher Is Killed After Teenagers’ Prank Goes Wrong

A truly awful story for all involved. One thing not mentioned in any of the coverage I've seen: Why does an 18-year-old need what is presumably a very large pickup truck? If we had smaller, safer cars an innocent prank might not have ended in a teacher's tragic death.

I capped off a weekend marked by delusional optimism by digging out my sundresses and packed away my warmest loungewear.

How much more evidence do we need? The ultra-rich and the governments supporting them will destroy everything for the sake of profit, power and pride. Nothing is precious to them - not human life, not the living world - except their own wealth and status. Our survival depends on resisting them.

“Chappell Roan” sounds like a country club that excludes minorities.

my son is cleaning up the house because he wants to prove he can take care of a bearded dragon

It's almost like the rich are actually incompetent morons who depend on the poor to do everything for them.

I'm not posting videos for a couple more days.

Things have been a bit worse than I've shared publicly (I'm ok!) so I'm trying to give myself time. I'm also chipping away at a reaction piece that I'll likely publish in a few days.

I'll still be doing my usual livestream tomorrow. :)

Thanks all!!

one thing that would be helpful is if you guys see any sexual deepfakes or edits using my likeness, please report them. thank you :)

The US and Israel made a martyr out of an 86 year old man with prostate cancer on deaths door and destroyed the momentum of the opposition inside Iran, lost global standing, failed to protect its bases in the region, endangered all allies; in no way was this a victory.

Cory Booker is sort of like Zohran Mamdani if Zohran had the politics of Bill Clinton but still wanted to make you think he was Zohran Mamdani, so you end up with big bold proposals that don’t really do anything and are stupid

Trump yelling at kid mowing lawn meme

“KID, WE NEED YOUR GAS”

Why on earth would you pay to advertise your luxury vacation company to people who can't afford to pay for ad free? Madness

The Iran war puts Asia in an energy panic Stranded Gulf supplies are choking off the region’s economies

“It is up by 42% since hostilities began. American motorists are already paying over $3.40 for a gallon of petrol on average, around 50 cents more than on February 27th. In Europe prices of natural gas, of which the Gulf normally ships lots in liquefied form, are 92% higher than before the war.”

Israel unlawfully used white phosphorus in Lebanon: HRW Images verified by Human Rights Watch show Israel fired white phosphorus in populated areas of southern Lebanon.

Images verified by Human Rights Watch show Israel fired white phosphorus in populated areas of southern Lebanon.

Really looking forward to the utter silence of Republicans as oil goes above $100 a barrel and laughing at all the big trucks as they drive by.

Fetterman 'betrayed' Democrats who backed him, says officer attacked during Jan. 6 uprising Michael Fanone blasted Fetterman for his support for the Trump administration on key issues, and for not objecting more strongly to Trump's pardon of those involved in the Jan. 6 attack.

”Fetterman 'betrayed' Democrats who backed him, says officer attacked during Jan. 6 uprising.. “ Former police officer Michael Fanone, who was attacked during the Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection at the U.S. Capitol, speaks to a group of protesters Friday, March 6, 2026.
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Democrats are going to fund and support this war. Like every enabling and collaborative stunt they pull, this is yet another opportunity to recognize they aren’t an opposition party but a captured group that serves the interests of the same wealth and oligarchical classes as the Republicans.

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I need to stop comparing myself to so many accomplished and talented people and remind myself that while I may be a hack, I once successfully ushered a possum out of my kid’s hockey bag