the Cloud Botherer

Sending my kids to die in the middle east bc I saw an interracial couple in a GMC truck commercial

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

woke up furious about those sick matching corduroy jackets the St. Paul patrol dads all have now. they go too hard. their swag is too different. they'll kill you, St. Paul patrol dads

You didn’t say for “for the better,” so if I wanted to make maximum impact I’d make Bama beat USC in 1970 and delay integration. You probably ruin the second half of Bear’s Bama career in the process.

The revanchists in the Iowa legislature are gleefully destroying education, which used to be Iowa's crown jewel. From k-12 through higher ed, one of the country's best educational systems is being gutted by small, scared white men, who don't even comprehend this is no more than a murder-suicide (1/)

the best part of waking up
is Folgueiras at the cup

Grant was innovative in several strategic areas. Calling him the backwards lunkhead out out ALL the Civil War generals shows, unfortunately, a lack of ball knowledge

Too much Messi talk

Come for the punt return, stay for the murder

So the women’s team only inspires the next generation of girls to play hockey but the men’s team inspires all Americans, got it got it got it.

I’d beat your ass if you handed me a stuffed animal after I lost

hope you got my Joveljic/fullcast crossover lol

Out of contract after this year, 29, on the back side of his career. Love Daniel but I get this move for that much allocation. More resources to properly rebuild this team

Was KOC just a Grant Udinski merchant? What does Wes Phillips even do? Are these new OL coaches an upgrade?

turn down the Kernkraft, I wanna hear In Heaven!!

Haluska and Gatens gotta be on there

modicum owns

yeah the UWEC women's rugby team kicks so much ass

A couple things I’d add to the NBA convo:
•the Olympics now let us see these guys play together for something with far more stakes and narrative. Paris 2024 was the best All-Star game of all time.
•dunks and 3s aren’t unique skills anymore. The contests don’t matter

Listen all I want is a defense that plays like the kids at the end of Weapons

my hottest Raiders take is they should not worry about their defense at all in the draft or free agency. Get Mendoza, protect him, get him some weapons. Trade Crosby for more capital.

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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Checking in to let you know I received the email in my inbox, no problem, no spam filter!

That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”

Establish it. All of it