BestofBham

The child has lost the house key and as soon as she gets home I’m hitting her with “you lost my key and now anybody can come up in my house!”

✨This is my moment!✨

OMM! I be like fuck it, I can’t wait and go on over to Zlib or Anna’s 🫢

Dear, God…I know you’re all knowing. But why you keep taking other people before HIM? I don’t mean to raise my voice.

I love this response lol

Struggle win!
Roll Tide

lol good to know!

the jet black beard in your PFP says otherwise my guy lol

wait! You been an undercover ginger this whole time?

But no-
Satan tricks don’t work no more
We done hurt so much, that shit don’t even hurt no more

I feel like people don’t talk about how ADHD effects relationships (platonic & romantic).

Stats on Domestic Violence Awareness Month

I went there this past summer and they sing like this at the 7-11 on a Thursday at 8 in the morning. One day at my hostel I woke up to a man across the street singing Back at One into the mic “saaaaay farewell to the dark of night I see the coming of the suuun” I was like zaaaamn

For my people who suffer from night sweats, what’s the cheat code to make it stop?

‘Reading Rainbow’ Comes Back With a New Host, but the Same Mission

Reading Rainbow Is Back With a New Host -- @mychal3ts.bsky.social -- And The Same Mission

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/04/s...

I thank you for your service

Unburden yourself like I did. I already knew how they would be so I haven’t watched this year. I just check the score from time to time 🤣🤣🤣

Bama is so stressful

Gonna rewatch “Copycat”

“I have a meeting today with Russ Vought, he of PROJECT 2025 Fame, to determine which of the many Democrat Agencies, most of which are a political SCAM, he recommends to be cut.”
-President DJT, 10/2/2025

“I know nothing about Project 2025. I have no idea who is behind it….Anything they do, I wish them luck, but I have nothing to do with them.”
-President DJT, 7/5/2024

So look, I think Kai Cenat is attractive. I also think he looks very gender fluid. Does that mean I’m kinda………….you know………..🫳🏾🫳🏾???

Every damn day. Smh. If I didn’t see and hear it for myself I would think it was scripted. And I’m still not sure it isn’t cause it’s so fuckin’ crazy!

I call it the N-word. There are two N-words, and you can't use either of them."
Context: DJT on nuclear weapons.
September 30, 2025

I know the ghost in my house be so ready for me to leave so they can ghost in peace

“Starting on day one, we will end inflation and make America affordable again, to bring down the prices of all goods.” -DJT

“We’re going to have prices down- I think you’re going to see some pretty drastic price reductions.” -DJT

“A vote for Trump means your groceries will be cheaper.” -DJT

Nah girl fuck her with her entitled ass. She even thinks she supposed to ride in the front seat whenever she get in a car. 🥴.

But she mine and imma stick beside her

At the vet and my dog swears she is human. Cause why she can’t sit on the floor like the other dogs.

Hey Pookie! Hey Pookie!