$1000 crab (YUP CATU)

A pile of microwaves at the tip in their own little cage with a printed notice saying WEEE duct-taped above them. Autocorrect nearly made that fuck-taped, but that's something else entirely

The microwaves at the tip are having a great time

Babies!!!

It was wearing a hat in that time, my theory

Artomyces pyxidatus, the Crown-tipped Coral or Candelabra Coral fungus, was not seen in the UK over the entire 20th century, its last record in 1886 until a spate of recent findings around 2022, which is when I found this specimen (in East Kent). Where did it disappear all this time?

Rté honestly has some great radio, hard to believe it comes from the same place as some of the scutter on their other platforms lol

Tell him to get off that shouty gamer groupchat and stop encouraging my shouty neighbour please, some day he will be being murdered and I’ll just think he’s back on Fortnite

Apple TV is bugging out in a hilarious way

Omg those eyes 🥺❤️ I’d let her borrow my car

You know what I came to these replies to hate on the bread but these look delicious 😍 crust looks much crustier and nicer than the sourdoughs I’ve known 🤤

Me after my first communion tbh

No you’re so right actually that is crazy. The vision our bread inventing forebears had…

It sucks so bad imo 😭😭😭💔 the otherwise brilliant canteen in the college I went to was addicted to this and some nasty sour rye bread and I suffered sm 😭 some stuff it’s good with but otherwise it’s just penance for the mouth

(Also ur 100% correct estranged nasty parents found rotting)

They need to shoot him with balls of his own shite bc sadly he’s too ignorant to see how everyone with two brain cells sees him

Someone was mean??) to Matthew Millard??? Someone was mean to SHAGGY???!

Awk and then there’s the hse waiting list to get turned back afterwards, nightmare

Poster for Shane Clifford's show, "Shane Of Fools"

Just out of the extra afternoon show in Coughlans by Tralee's finest, the bould @brilliantshane.bsky.social - easily the most I've laughed at a gig in ages, unbelievably talented. Catch it if you can!

Hot Take! This potato! Please take it! it's super hot and I've been juggling it for five minutes with no where to put it! Ah! Oooh Ah ow! Hot!

RIP to a legend serious about the fairytale of New York 🥺❤️

1 like = making boyne’s big horrible head explode freeing the Irish, gay women, misc women, and trans from his tyranny at last

DO ITTTTT, DESTROY HIMMMM (and the insane amount of diet apologia out there tbh)

How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:

a close up of a man wearing glasses and the words does he know ALT: a close up of a man wearing glasses and the words does he know

Btw spoke to a customer named honey the other day and she was very sweet.:. How did her parents know??

Today I think I will solve the partition and occupation of Ireland by telling the loyalists they are Irish by force and geography

Ah it’s like my episode with white drake

He felt it wouldn’t be fair to poor auld Mariah I’d say !

Lit like an ad for home insurance is agonising in its accuracy 😭😫

I mean this is the Estonian yoke who lectured us about being nazis while being in the same Estonia that was the first to declare itself “judenfrei” not so long ago. I’m thinking her brain is rotted by bigotry

Ah that does sound like a pain in the hole but also I’m impressed it can hold that much meantime. When the turd sucking truck came to my old horrible job I saluted the turd man for you

A beautiful single day off in front of me before the next one on. Keeps me on my toes keeps me sharp