$1000 crab (YUP CATU)

Sting was hench???

Caucasian male wearing a tiger stripe shirt while standing in a slightly snowy bamboo grove.

Y'all mind if a white boy says chúc mừng năm mới?

This event is insane

I think today I’m going to imagine a person who boycotts Eurovision but is fully for the Israeli soccer team lmfao

Pearse at laptop “Fuck this!”

[computer screen] Passport photo select photo * The photo you want to upload does not meet our criteria because: • HEAD AND EYES FACING AWAY

P Pearse Passport application

Ah the poor little doteen, and poor you and C also 😭💔 hope she feels better soon ❤️

A "Mothman Lives!" graphic t-shirt that has been dyed red and black.

Another Mothman shirt I dyed. This one is dyed on a Night Channels graphic tee & is not for sale, but I can dye you one of your own if you're interested 🫡

(90 shipped, Small to 4XL available, printed on Comfort Colors)

Also I went back on Hinge and this image is going triple platinum with all genres, please feel free to utilise the cigar smoking tiger

Shout out to all my oomfs i kith u

Every other post is some loser implying anyone still on twitter is a paedophile. Crazy how the evil app (twitter) still has better vibes lmao

I don’t think I’m gonna be on the “bans every Palestinian” app very often tbh. I think I will leave it to the libs and those horrible little Brits that are mad at us for neutrality - remember that British guy who invoked the holocaust bc we won’t join nato?? World class Bluesky moment god bless

Would love a pink hi vis car or van tbh.

Me trying to make a customer stop yelling at me 🤝 Irish government pretending to govern

No exaggeration to say this is Government policy across the board these days

Humanity should make like a giant broom and use it to sweep Russian forces back into Russia. Sad thing is the EU would just use it to help Israel torture people smh

My vote is for Quokkas personally

Read this as “BEETLES” and was like “yea sure after they cropped out ringo” without question lmfao

Yeah that’s the good posting

Grain entrapment - Wikipedia

if you ever want to see your brother alive again, you'll have to help me steal this barley.

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yes that's why israeli snipers murder journalists, to save them from freedom fighters. great insight 👍

That shadow banner thing is beyond handy for sifting through the American slop this app is addicted to serving me lmao

falling through a time warp to ancient egypt & bonding with the locals over "ooh ah, up the ra"

If Ireland doesn't qualify for the World Cup it will be because we are pure of heart and moral, and not that we aren't that good

They’re letting cardinals go on these freak boards? Jesus WEPT

Oh they’re using it to launder money for sure lmfao

rejected peter mcgann character: ai dad

Got as far as the part that says it was the fraternity’s pet cat and felt like I was gonna throw up. Insanity that they got community service for that

Stop saying I did murders