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They’re better than me, I’d be demanding every pound of flesh he’s got

08.10.2025 12:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ireland picking a President: ‘Someone thoughtful and wise, please, a noble spirit who reflects our better selves.’

Ireland picking a Taoiseach: ‘What can you show me in a Shameless Chancer?’

08.10.2025 12:22 — 👍 92    🔁 17    💬 1    📌 0
Linda standing in front of a cream coloured Connolly for President poster

Linda standing in front of a cream coloured Connolly for President poster

Here's a poster that I helped design because I've always supported women's football and women's basketball

#VoteforCatherine

#connollyforpresident

08.10.2025 12:05 — 👍 31    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Maria Steen Turning Up At Gates Of The Áras Refusing To Leave Until She’s Made President A WOMAN who has never been a presidential candidate or appeared on a ballot paper has taken up residence outside the gates of Leinster House, vowing never to leave until she is made president of …

Maria Steen Turning Up At Gates Of The Áras Refusing To Leave Until She's Made President http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/10/08/maria-steen-turning-up-at-gates-of-the-aras-refusing-to-leave-until-shes-made-president/

08.10.2025 03:08 — 👍 206    🔁 69    💬 4    📌 10

His product has my vote

08.10.2025 12:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They tempted me with free college AND a gun !!!

07.10.2025 10:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I was thinking there has to be something else, a scandal, coming bc the country always seems to vote landlord so they won’t think that was that bad but seems I was wrong! Beautiful. Delighted we’ve punished bad character for once

07.10.2025 10:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m such a fake person I knew the name Jim gavin but never would’ve guessed he’s famous from being acting boss of the GAA

07.10.2025 10:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just realised how serious can my multi year solid crisis be if I haven’t contemplated joining the ADF yet. I’m fine

07.10.2025 10:01 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know the Dublin GAA team are disproportionately well-funded, but fourth largest economy in the world? That's a stretch.

05.10.2025 19:56 — 👍 95    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 0
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No, you're not going crazy. You did read this and also read about the PSNI arresting people in London for being members of a proscribed organization.

05.10.2025 08:32 — 👍 279    🔁 125    💬 8    📌 8

Show me how you draw armor! 🛡️

05.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 133    🔁 25    💬 0    📌 2
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@erislovesmovies.bsky.social

05.10.2025 12:56 — 👍 255    🔁 40    💬 3    📌 2

You know what he’d probably be a decent president too. Whole place would prob start smelling like polished wood and carpet sample

06.10.2025 00:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

J Gavin should never be President of this great nation. I will never vote for him. He has no chance of winning. He will never live in that white house.

05.10.2025 20:05 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Different country girl

06.10.2025 00:24 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re so real for this lol

06.10.2025 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fair play to Jim Gavin, I wasn’t familiar with his game

06.10.2025 00:19 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dublin GAA just absurdly resourced.

05.10.2025 23:15 — 👍 50    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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#aras25

05.10.2025 21:57 — 👍 57    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0

Classic "my son is also named Bort" moment.

05.10.2025 15:05 — 👍 75    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 2
The Principal Skinner “Am I out of touch?” meme altered to read “Is there a country other than America? No, it’s the Irish who are wrong.”

The Principal Skinner “Am I out of touch?” meme altered to read “Is there a country other than America? No, it’s the Irish who are wrong.”

some users on here

05.10.2025 15:25 — 👍 366    🔁 48    💬 6    📌 7

Playing the long game by persuading my old landlord to run for the Áras in 2032 so I’ll get the €450 he owes me from 2016

05.10.2025 19:58 — 👍 96    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0

There’s a nice man in my home town who sells carpet and furniture and happens to be named Jim Gavin, glad I can go back to thinking of him instead of the agriculture cosplayer

06.10.2025 00:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The burden of the stylish Gael

06.10.2025 00:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jim Gavin can still win! If you 👏 VOTE👏 FOR👏 HIM👏

05.10.2025 22:40 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Of all Jim Gavin’s gaffes, it turns out it was his spare one that took him down.

05.10.2025 23:20 — 👍 213    🔁 55    💬 12    📌 3

I genuinely felt the poets whatever was her cleaning all the half baked slop off her hard drive/having low lying contempt for her fans but this is showing me that maybe this is the best she can do now

05.10.2025 10:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Read this twice like “but Eddie Hobbs is from Dublin??” lol

04.10.2025 08:51 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Cork people be saying "Dublin financial consultant Eddie Hobbs" the way Irish people saying "Britain's Conor McGregor".

03.10.2025 18:29 — 👍 79    🔁 17    💬 5    📌 1

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