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I was unaware this many people cared about oasis

03.09.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These Coldplay concert cameras... 🀣

18.07.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3069    πŸ” 690    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 43

this πŸ‘πŸΌ feels πŸ‘πŸΌ pointed

09.07.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW YORK (AP) β€” Andrew Cuomo concedes New York City Democratic mayoral primary to Zohran Mamdani.

25.06.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11518    πŸ” 2178    πŸ’¬ 199    πŸ“Œ 849

MAMDANI

25.06.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait fuck this? #loveisland

25.06.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taylor’s mom is so desperate to be part of #momtok

30.05.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

walked by a girl talking to her much hotter date last night saying β€˜my mom used to encourage me to buy fireworks with my allowance’ - I need to know more

08.05.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is β€˜I don’t have an addiction’ possibly Jax Taylor’s most obvious lie?

24.04.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he wasn’t calling you a raccoon face .. he was talking about kathy !

22.04.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Erika Jayne what?’

09.04.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This weather is absolute bullshit

08.04.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜White Lotus’ star Carrie Coon talks about her viral sprint scene in the season finale:

β€œLook, I’m an American and I’m a New Yorker, and if you think I don’t know where the exits are in any building I’m in, then you’re not paying attention to the news.”

08.04.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1126    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11
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morning gigi

05.04.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet you keep approving his cabinet picks??

04.04.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe stop supporting him by approving billions in aid to Israel then

04.04.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
DW Reade form the cartoon, β€œArthur,” in a pink dress and sunglasses. Shes is looking sullenly through a wire fence

DW Reade form the cartoon, β€œArthur,” in a pink dress and sunglasses. Shes is looking sullenly through a wire fence

watching other countries ban fascists from public office and successfully impeach incompetent leaders

04.04.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1402    πŸ” 315    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

Knew I could count on you diva

04.04.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All 2m15s of it!!

04.04.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

03.04.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 32300    πŸ” 5242    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 210

every day is April fools when you’re an American

01.04.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 355    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Lolololol true - at this point waiting to see how it plays out bc it was really misrepresented when the news broke this summer.

01.04.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

never thought I’d see the day, but i’m kinda on kenya’s side #rhoa

01.04.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Trans flag.

Trans flag.

Today is International Transgender Day of Visibility.

31.03.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2237    πŸ” 641    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 68

2 organic JonBenΓ©t Ramsey references in 1 day? Blessed πŸ₯²

27.03.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tate McRae’s make up artist has to stop making her look 40

26.03.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

am I becoming an accidental tater tot?

22.03.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A horrifying prospect

22.03.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as the weather heats up it’s important we all remember that hooded tank tops are tacky πŸ’ž

22.03.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that monologue πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

17.03.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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