My site formatting was fucked up for like a week and nobody told me π«£π€π
I just fixed it. And now Iβm going to bed again.
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My site formatting was fucked up for like a week and nobody told me π«£π€π
I just fixed it. And now Iβm going to bed again.
unhealthy brain hours
02.03.2026 14:18 β π 42 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah I feel lucky, thereβs a few things I was looking at going to soon!
03.03.2026 04:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I just added Permit to Carry Course π π« to my Throne Wishlist!
Check it out here: throne.com/emberlynslad... π
Iβm peeling from my San Diego sunburn π€
My apologies if I look like a shedding lizard for the next week π
π₯± might have to wait one more day
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I had a lunch date earlier and I forgot my phone at home!!
Idk whatβs going on with me forgetting my work phone everywhere but itβs getting freaky!
It needs a leash. ππ€
For those who enjoy spoiling with intention β my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. π€
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist
Tbh, I'm so proud that within less than a year, I have this many sign-ups. π
That's crazy!!
There is 342 recipients for my newsletter this month, if you haven't signed up yet.. do so ASAP so you get my letter this month!
Sending out tomorrow night. π
Glad to hear it's been a generally good experience! ππ
02.03.2026 05:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is there anything you'd like to see in my newsletter that you usually don't? π€π
02.03.2026 05:22 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I'm getting my vaccine update on Wednesday (kinda nervous bc who likes getting arm stabbies?)
I was gonna ask about the new HIV vaccine.. it's called Lenacapavir -- anyone have experience?
(feel free to dm or email me, but also i like public info so comment section is def open)
And see, I even thought of something to add while i was writing the prior post!! This why I'm gonna send it after sleeping and a day of thinking π
02.03.2026 04:07 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I think I'm finished tbh.
But it's too late for me to comfortably send this out (because I'm wide eyed at 10pm and been staring at my screen for hours) so I will likely be sending tomorrow evening.
I have a late lunch date at home tomorrow!!
And I hit 4.2K followers today! ππ
Thanks for following my crazy ass!
I'm almost finished with my March Newsletter π±
02.03.2026 03:48 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 2My favorite types of gifts are jewelry, and things like this!!
02.03.2026 01:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Awhile ago someone gifted me a fancy gaming mouse for my laptop off my Throne~
I'm not a gamer but it was pink I knew it would be awesome, and I can concur this shit is amazing.
I use it with my laptop every chance I get.
I'm using it right now about my newsletter!
I get why/that people say this, but dont' underestimate this:
all other social networks are invested in making sure that posts that link to journalism remain buried, or at least never go viral.
BlueSky doesn't do that. That makes it very valuable to a ton of newsrooms righ tnow.
You can still do it from your email confirmation but from the app, that choice is gone! That was so useful, I don't understand why they'd take it out. π€¦π»ββοΈ
02.03.2026 01:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Is there some sort of retro-themed-photo-studio trend right now or something?
Bc fr there is so many, every place I look. I just want a nice, light and airy house or studio but itβs all bold and bright retro everywhere I look.
Ughhhh.
I used GPT to organize the colors of my phone calendar to make it look less crazy and it worked.
Itβs all cohesive and pretty now.
All my work stuff is cool tones and all my personal stuff is warm tones!
Iβm so confusedβ¦ did Hilton really take the βadd it to your calendarβ button away?
What kinda horse shit is this!? π£
Itβs my fave, easy snack for any time of day tbh. French toast is one of my favorite foods on earth. π
oui oui ππ€π»
(Fun fact: French toast actually has Roman roots)
If youβre wondering about the lack of new photos lately, itβs 10000% this! π€¦π»ββοΈ
01.03.2026 16:21 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm having this dilemma where I donβt know how to take good pictures of my Pilates ass,
I only knew how to take good pictures of my no-ass-ass.
Iβm straight up having to figure out new angles and poses about being toned and growing booty.
This is absolute bootycheek madness! π
I'm making french toast as a midnight snack and I'm on my way to my bed, omg. π΄
All I have tomorrow though is more hangout at home time, newsletter writing, maybe the farmer's market if I can get my ass up soon enough but that's debatable! LOL
Iβm glad you had a good time in NYC!! π
01.03.2026 04:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
You should come when Iβm there in May too and we can offer duos !!
Even if we donβt get booked for duo, we could do dinner or something π
Iβm choosing between Rochester & Albany for May 14-17,
and then Iβll be in NYC May 18-21 !!