Emberlyn 🔥 BOS 3/21-23 & PWM 3/25-26

For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍
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Goodnight 😬

I have a question; maybe it’s cynical and weird.

But why do the wealthy people eat poor people?

Wouldn’t it make more energetic sense to eat other wealthy people? 🤔

Sorry to be weird but 🤷🏻‍♀️

Someone send me this earlier on my Throne, should I taste it all on my Instagram when it arrives!? 👅

Thanks for the kitty snacks !

I need some new king sized pillows for my bed, I feel like this is always a hard thing to purchase — does anyone have recommendations?

This is the perfect preworkout, what do you mean!? 🫣😂

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Please hoe-jesus, I pray 🙏🏻

For two longer bookings on this tour so I can get it goingggggg with the fancy Bnb for pics! 📸

Amen. 😌🍑

I have only 9H left up for grabs this coming week at home in Minneapolis!

21H left in Boston
5.5H left in Portland

👀

Spring has sprung 😜

You'll have to let me know what you think of it!!

You're so right, you'd look fantastic in all of these!!

I love them!! 😍

Would also like to reiterate that if any other fsswers would like to provide duos on any of my upcoming tours, please let me know if we'll be in the same place at the same time!

I'm happy to link you on my site for promo! 😊💓

Have a meeting next weekend about a shared incall space in the Minneapolis metro!! 👀

We haven't met so can't say anything for sure but wanted to throw some good vibes on it! 😍

P.s. I promise to take new pictures this month! 📸

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Boston, MA • Portland, ME • Hartford, CT • Seattle, WA • Portland, OR • Rochester or Albany, NY • New York, NY • San Francisco, CA • San Diego, CA • Philadelphia, PA • Pittsburgh, PA • Boston, MA • London, U.K.

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Looks like most of my time this coming week in Minneapolis is about to get snatched up quick! 🫰🏻

~Many people wanting the same date/time!

If you'd like to meet before I head to Boston (Mar 21-23) and Portland, ME (Mar 24-26), inquire soon!

~Time on these tours is feeling quick to go, as well!

Do you have any sites in mind that you are looking towards instead or just gritting your teeth? Have you heard of the new one velvet22?

Mayor Mamdani and a child play with Legos while looking very serious and concentrated. The child is impossibly adorable and wearing tiny blue glasses.

No interruptions, please. We’re building universal child care.

And Sascha has been talking about this for way long than they’ve had people listening.

Sascha’s father’s name is in the files.

Sascha is telling the truth.

I don’t even like casinos, I think they’re soul sucking and I haaaate the smell of cig smoke. 🤢

I need you guys to understand how big of a deal it is for me to say something like this. 😭😂

But then I’m like … this is literally me to anyone who doesn’t respond right away. 😭 I don’t say it, but I think it!

He will text me while I’m napping and I obviously don’t respond immediately bc I’m napping so he’s all:

“i guess that’s a no”
“so I guess you hate me”

type shit and it cracks me up every time.

Like dude.. I was just napping but sounds good to what you said before you freaked out 💀😂

That one is not on the list, it’s Marriott though I think. And Marriott has absolutely housed the F out of these assholes. 😭

I have still been to a few corporate branded hotels (they’re all complacent) bc it’s slim pickings and no ethical consumption under capitalism, but I’m really trying not to.

CLIENT POLL:

1) Where are you from? (around the world)

2) What is your favorite ad site to search for a new fsswer or sensual masseuse?

SWERS:

Repost for views, and so you can look back for tour research 🧐🤓

I woke up and the pimple on my forehead is between the size of a nickel and a quarter. /sigh

You’re welcome!! 😇

Omg I think I found the cuuuuutest AirBnb that I could also take cute pics in, in Portland 😍

It’s a bit expensive but I’m really thinking about it 👀

Send me booking forms asap for my Boston, MA (Mar 21-23) and Portland, ME (Mar 24-26) tours so I can feel better about balling out in Portland 😂

I’m not even kidding, I might start suggesting casino dates because I know ICE agents aren’t sleeping there.

There is so few hotels that aren’t on the ICE hotel list in Minneapolis, it’s hard to choose anything anymore tbh.

My arms still hurt but it's way better today than yesterday!