Coughing baby

Every Disney princess always has some stupid shit going on. I cant wait to hear these people’s opinions on how short Flynn cut Rapunzel hair!

It’s incredible how ppl can take this song that is so heavy handed, and instead of feminism 101 thinkin the way ppl are treated so differently for the gender they were born is wrong(The Point of the film) they swing so hard in the other direction it becomes just as harmful as the song at face value

“Mysterious obviously isn’t a male trait, no man wants to be mysterious” do you people hear yourself 😭

Haaaate that tumblr post that said hit Mulan song “make a man out of you” is actually about having the traits of a woman. DESPISE the Twitter post regurgitating that that got twenty fuckin billion likes. You people are doing gender essentialism with MULAN????? MULAN???????????

Hraesvelgr: I could eat you up, I love you so. Tiamat: No bindings can keep me from you. Vrtra: There's room in my palace for two. Bahamut: You can summon me anytime :) Nidhogg: I will burn a city down for you. Every city. Midgardsormr: Beloved art thou, mortal.

would you love me if I were a wyrm #ffxiv #dragon #art

Water Type Miku

I got my hair cut recently and the first thing I said and also posted about it is that it makes my look like a baby bird. And then I thought about how badly I want dire crowley and how cute that would be and started smashing my head against the wall.

“saw this guy and said Ew ew ew ew ew ew ugly and then felt so bad i cried and bought him” And then it’s a picture of someone holding a little plushie gingerbread man but a plush of Dire Crowley from twisted wonderland has been pasted over the top of it

its real...

it happened

Finally…. Batman.

Konami my enemy my friend I do think of you fondly. I am actually very excited for silent hill townfall. I really like how much it feels like home. I asked for f for Christmas and nobody got it for me bc “why waste money when you won’t play it” but I really want to. I want them both. I need them.

I buy like one video game a year. none of this actually matters to me. I can’t wait to watch like rtgame or someone play the 007 game

Crimson moon. Get that other guy outta there you could not pay me to play co-op. But I immediately started cheering on the amount of colour in that trailer alone. So nice to look at.

Capcom why does your voice acting sound like that. That’s fucking awful. Maybe I’m the problem maybe my expectations are too high but. Man.

I got distracted again and only just put it on. Seeing the ultra widescreen for death stranding 2 made me feel sick. Nobody needs that much screen. Put it back. I actually want unwide screen support. I think every game should be playable on the humble cube

I forgot about videojames…

I was planning to also buy crewel’s this year but it looks really bad😭 one of the worst. Which saves me some money I guess but 😔 when will i be allowed a win (Crowley’s is fine tho)

Deeply sad everyone gets their own custom colours except the staff who are once again stuck in grey hell

You know the second Trein turns his head back he’s going to act all innocent about it too. He’s got it down to a fine art

Twst follower milestone art. Crewel is smirking waggling his pointer in front of Lucius so he swipes at it. Trein is looking in the opposite direction, distracted by Crowley (who is cropped out)

He’s such a massive rage baiting loser I love him

They’re going to have a whole nasty situationship that ends horribly and haunts them both and the only photo that’s going to exist of the two of them together. the only proof they even know eachother. is one taken when Evan graduated. I hope they both explode honestly

cope

crewel outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* "when i graduated college you were 13 isnt that weird" me, so drunk i cant stand straight: "can yuo put that out on me"

This too is whatever the hell sharpie and crewel got going on actually

Crewel smiling with his eyes closed saying “This teacher really knows his stuff” (He is talking about himself)

Your man is so embarrassing idk how you do it

Your name is Evan Sharpe and it is your second year in hell, you are failing potions class and you and your teacher both know it and made a silent agreement last year to ignore eachother because the hassle was not worth it. Sitting down for an easy first lesson daydreaming ways to explode Dire Crowley, you hear jingling coming towards you. As you turn your head a whip cracks and narrowly misses your fingers. There is a new teacher. The sound was a dog collar. He's calling you an unruly puppy and holding you in place with his pointer against your neck, making a complete example of you so the entire class knows where they stand. You spend the rest of the day in silence. You will be having nightmares about kissing him for the next 7 years

Your name is Evan Sharpe, it is your third year at NRC, you are 18 years old. After another horrible year dealing with that place, and the added horrors of weird emotions about your new teacher, you start to feel like things are fine. You’re over it all, even. The hazing started to die down when you finally put some effort in. All those forced remedial lessons have really been paying off. It even turns out that keeping your head down does wonders to take that massive pink target off your back, go figure. He’s still annoyed with you most of the time and overly harsh but that’s a lot easier to cope with than whatever that other thing was, and you’ve even been studying! over the break!! Which should hopefully put an end to it entirely. But you’ve gotten better… evidently too much. Actually you’re best in the class for the first time in your life, and you don’t even have a second to gloat before that awful man smiles at you, genuinely, says something self satisfactory and stupid about how you Must have a really good teacher and you hardly hear it because suddenly your ears are ringing and you feel very very sick and you realise that. oh. this is about to get worse isn’t it

Sharpie my beloved

He is training all those boys very hard so when they finally win something their little arms are strong enough to throw him in the air in congratulations. I like to imagine he finished school and immediately took the nrc job bc he is so invested in winning college sport. He is the guy ever

What I would wear as different teachers Jim teacher

I love Vargas twisted wonderland. Every time I see him I think of this

She lives on the stack system for now bc I need to sell some stuff in my cabinets