Larry the Cat

I have good news and bad news about my friend Schrödinger's Cat...

Currently locked out of my Twitter account. Have emailed them but seems cutting that many staff has an impact to response times.

It's not Roosevelt we're dealing with. Hell, it's not even Nixon.

Four years ago Russia began it's full scale invasion of Ukraine. They expected it to fall in days. They were wrong. Long live Ukraine.

a race car is driving down a track with a red and white striped barrier . ALT: a race car is driving down a track with a red and white striped barrier .

Visual representation of Trump's tarrifs:

"You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence..."

For lent this year I'm giving up napping. I shall still be sleeping, kipping and snoozing though.

Apparently the correct term is flipper. Apologies.

Happy pancake day! Nigel Farage is a tosser.

Happy Presidents' Day. No, not him.

15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage.
I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong.
Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole.
Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you...
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My old pal @mortenmorland.bsky.social celebrating my 15th anniversary in Downing Street in style

I think the people of this country have had enough of tax-exile billionaires.

A cheerful thought for a Sunday night: We're already 29% of the way through February; by the end of the month the UK will have an hour and forty minutes more daylight each day than it did at the start. Spring is coming x
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Does anyone sell subatomic sized violins?

In 15 years when Peter Mandelson is next sacked from the government, having been caught red-handed robbing a bank, commentators will confidently predict that his career is definitely over this time.

The owner of Twitter is inciting murder, according to the owner of Twitter.

Peter Mandelson embroiled in scandal on Groundhog Day. Apt.

British response to the film about Melania Trump: If they were screening it for free at the bottom of my garden I'd shut the curtains.

Homicides at lowest level in nearly 50 years, ONS statistics show The 499 homicide cases in the year to September were the lowest in England and Wales since 1977.

Let's hope this positive news gets as much attention as the people who try to convince us that the UK is a murder ravaged hellscape.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Video shows moments around fatal shooting in Minneapolis Bystander footage has captured the seconds before the killing of 37-year-old Alex Pretti.

If that's what they're willing to do in public, while being filmed, what do they do behind closed doors?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Worrying that Trump has misspelled "bored"

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Reform: The Seven Dwarfs if all of them were Dopey

I'm not saying Trump is a Russian asset, just that I can't think of anything he'd be doing differently if he were.

1. The tariffs are paid by US consumers
2. Greenland isn't for sale
3. Go f**k yourself

67% of Reform MPs have previously been elected as representatives of the Conservative Party. They broke the country last time; do you trust them to fix it?

Reform might have some apologising to do to their new recruit

Honest Bobby Jenrick will need to delete a few things...

True, though this feels particularly telling