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@steveperlstein.bsky.social

Milwaukeean by birth, Kiwi by choice. I used to chef. Now I hang out with my wife, play punk rock guitar, umpire New Zealand baseball, and play with my deaf dog. www.alternativefactsband.com

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@mcuban.bsky.social We moved to New Zealand 7 years ago. In that time, the number of Kiwis who’ve filed for bankruptcy due to med debt is … zero.

Everyone here is ok with taxes for that. And with referrals from their GPs. Etc, etc.

Perfect? Nope. But a million times better than what’s in the US.

12.12.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with the fight part. Bet it won't be with a knife.

10.12.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, when someone has a middle initial, all of the AI readers treat that like an end to the sentence.

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MAGA Jesus
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For @contrariannews.org

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@phlaimeaux.bsky.social You coming back to Auckland? Seems silly not to, given that you'll be nearly here.

09.12.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sanity would have been to not hire her in the first place.

05.12.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man oh man. Drive through West Auckland for 10 minutes and you'll see. A townhouse in every pot.

05.12.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give him a fucking Allen key and set him to work putting bed frames together.

03.12.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Can confirm

03.12.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
We're excited to announce the completion of our first solar installation, and the results are already encouraging.
The system is currently generating an average of 48 kWh of clean energy per day, while the tenants are only using 40 kWh. The surplus power is sold back to the grid to create value for our tenants and community.
This installation is part of a wider solar trial, which if successful could lead us to be able to include electricity FREE with our student flats across the country.

We're excited to announce the completion of our first solar installation, and the results are already encouraging. The system is currently generating an average of 48 kWh of clean energy per day, while the tenants are only using 40 kWh. The surplus power is sold back to the grid to create value for our tenants and community. This installation is part of a wider solar trial, which if successful could lead us to be able to include electricity FREE with our student flats across the country.

My friend Tim has put a massive solar installation on his Ōtepoti Dunedin student flats, it's producing more electricity than the tenants use.

They're going to offer FREE electricity to the students. LEGENDS

This isn't hard.

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I’m sure. Absolutely not.

01.12.2025 09:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every single digital sign on every motorway in town is warning about Ikea traffic on Thursday.

01.12.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This dude stopped in to where I work last week. He wasn’t thrilled to hear I’d be voting Greens because I’m looking forward to them pulling Labour to the left when they’re in coalition together next year. And not the point, but I’m 5-foot-6. I didn’t realise he’s so short.

30.11.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @thebulwark.com @jvl.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social can someone please DM me? Super frustrated that I've got an issue with my subscription and I can't find any way to contact you guys other than sending missives out into the ether.

30.11.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is vile. What are those croissant-shaped things? Surely not croissants. And did she forget to put cheese on the macaroni? Everything looks dry as shit except for the beans, which have been cooked to within an inch of their lives.

29.11.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would not show up to my own Thanksgiving if I served this pile of dog shit to my guests.

29.11.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not too late to recover. Run through the tape.

29.11.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Alive by The Ramones. This was true when I first heard it in 1982, and it's still true now that I just turned 60.

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Mate. Come over here and have a pie. You’ll get it then.

25.11.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone please write to labour:

Chris Hipkins
Ayesha Verrall
Shanan Halbert
Duncan Webb (as this is a human rights issue)

And ask them to make a strong statement saying they will instantly repeal the regulation. Apply as much pressure as possible to the Government.

19.11.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
Preview
The Ballad of Christopher Luxon, by Alternative Facts from the album Introducing Alternative Facts

Nice. Here's my song about the same guy:
alternativefactsnz.bandcamp.com/track/the-ba...

21.11.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@preetbharara.bsky.social Curious to hear your take on the current version of Todd Blanche. I know he used to be a colleague who you liked and respected.

20.11.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, family bias aside, I’d say Nixonland.

20.11.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah, very cool. Pearl Jam used to do this as well; not sure if they still do.

19.11.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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