This should send World Cup attendance through the roof.
04.08.2025 23:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@steveperlstein.bsky.social
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This should send World Cup attendance through the roof.
04.08.2025 23:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trying to watch today's @brewers.com game. @mlb.com tells me I can only watch it on @appletves.bsky.social and they tell me I can't watch it at all since I'm in NZ. But if I was in Aussie I could watch, they helpfully(?) tell me. First world problem, I know, but still bullshit.
02.08.2025 01:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't try to steal Trump's "women." #Trump #EpsteinTrumpFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #PedoTrump #MAGA
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01.08.2025 02:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And also, it's about 1.5 times the size of a football pitch. The fuck does he plan to do there? Host conventions?
31.07.2025 23:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Right. This right here is exactly why my wife is in charge of keeping track of passports and such.
29.07.2025 08:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Years and years ago my wife and I had dinner at the revolving CN Tower restaurant, and it was fun to look down and see small planes circling the airport below our altitude.
28.07.2025 21:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, @joshgondelman.bsky.social, at least THEY'RE coming to Auckland next month...
26.07.2025 02:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think the fraction youβre looking for is three-fifths.
25.07.2025 23:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean, I hope so. But will it really? Feels like we've heard that before. And before that. And ...
25.07.2025 20:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who will I piss off more, people who believe in Heaven, or those who still think wrestling isn't fake? #HulkHogan
24.07.2025 21:03 β π 96 π 18 π¬ 5 π 0As a former journalist, I often fear for the future of journalism. Then I read work like this and I have a glimmer of hope. Independent and local are the keys to the future of the fourth estate, and this is both. And it's excellent.
24.07.2025 22:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#Cankles
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22.07.2025 05:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs pretty fucking long.
21.07.2025 22:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The guy who's endorsed pedophiles claims he'd never send a birthday letter to one. #Trump #EpsteinBirthday #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #EpsteinFiles #MAGA
18.07.2025 16:26 β π 47 π 22 π¬ 2 π 2I don't think the Epstein Files are going to jump the shark anytime soon. #EpsteinFiles #Trump #Jaws #PamBondi #DrawnIn30Seconds
19.07.2025 22:00 β π 50 π 16 π¬ 0 π 0Coldplayed #Trump #CBS #Paramount #StephenColbert #Coldplay #Coldplayed #ShariRedstone
20.07.2025 20:53 β π 49 π 13 π¬ 0 π 2@mehdirhasan.bsky.social if this is, in fact, an instalment of Spy vs Spy, shouldnβt you be wearing white?
20.07.2025 18:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Attendance at the World Cup ought to be gangbusters.
19.07.2025 08:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not the point, but maybe in court filings seemingly educated attorneys could use proper punctuation and grammar. "$" means dollars. So does "dollars." Drives me crazy when goofballs like this say the same thing twice.
19.07.2025 07:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In todayβs Weekend Herald #nzpol
18.07.2025 19:15 β π 137 π 49 π¬ 10 π 1Yep, better.
18.07.2025 00:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, I've often thought it's confusing that we both have dollars, since their values aren't even close. Maybe something like, "Pork mince is 17 piwakawakas per kilo."
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