Prey-9 ( prey coded K-9 )

Drinking and smoking a jazz cigarette

Sniff~

Idk what the opposite of survival instincts is called, but you definitely have that

Believe me, it’s hot, but it’s also annoying

Don’t feel so bad, I quit smoking 10 years ago and I still turn into an angry little goblin if I don’t have my nicotine gum

Idk but I’ll put in every cent I have

Things I say to my garden before turning the sprinkler on

How tf does one obtain that many license plates, I’m honestly impressed.

Okay, name one time you weren’t silly.

If you are circle, you can roll, roll is faster than run (assuming it’s downhill) therefore rolling is peak mobility.

Buy me a large boost juice, then laugh at me for not being able to finish it (it’s too much liquid) c:

My overstimulation torture chamber is public transport (the tram).
Work is my “zone out and don’t talk to anyone while I make a million coffees” zone

I’m forever caged, how can I be hung?

Omg that’s me, I am THE bisexuals

I love Robe, I’m pretty sure I’m the only person who’s licked that lighthouse (that’s not a metaphor btw, I literally licked that lighthouse when I was 8).

Ass or pussy? You decide

Yooo, this guy out here Wonkin his Willy

I'm calling the police

Sniff~

Paws!

Please unlock?

Walkies!?

Sniff

Am dog, yes?