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Spotify CEO Gustav Söderström Personally Murders 327 Trans People; Your Friend Still Doesn’t Think It Warrants Setting Up Playlists Again on New App

Trans Woman doesn't dilate citing "too eepy"

Local Transsexual Infodumps for 7 Hours Straight, Setting a New World Record for Shortest Infodumping Session by a Trans Person

Inspiring: Trans Woman Discovers There’s More to Her Personality Than Being Trans

Local Trans Woman Personally Responsible for the 2024 Election

Alleged Cis Person Unusually Curious About the Process of HRT

Up and Coming Trans Focused News Outlet Runs Out of Content in 52 Hours, Moves to Divisive and Unimportant Topics Despite Many Important Things Currently Happening

The Blåhaj Shark Has a Dark Secret That IKEA Doesn’t Want You To Know

Lego Launches a New Trans Pride Campaign Supporting Bricks of All Kinds

Local LGBT Support Group Starts Using “Transwomyn” and “Transmxn” as Inclusive New Labels To Refer to the Groups

When Asked for a Comment, the Director Said “What Can I Say, I Love Twinks”

Cisgender Twink Cast As Trans Woman in Upcoming Movie

Local Transwoman Confused Why Her Identity Isn’t Respected by Other Trans People

In a New Bid To Regain User Trust, Bluesky Has Begun Requiring Users To Submit Their Registration on Their Local Sex Offender Registry To Access Their Account

Over 90% of Transsexuals Approve of Problematic Relationships

Local Trans Woman Discovers That a Hatsune Miku Cosplay Is Not a Good Everyday Outfit

Trans People Hit Especially Hard as the Collective $20 Bill Degrades in Value

New Research Shows Writing Dumb Jokes as Facts Does Numbers

Over 90% of Transsexuals Approve of Problematic Relationships

Trans Woman Goes Non Verbal After Meeting a Trans Woman Who Has Been on HRT Longer Than She’s Been Alive

New WPATH Standards Suggest Not Taking Hormones for Maximum Effectiveness

Historians Agree – Every Single Thing of Value Ever Created Was Made by a Transsexual

Updated Geneva Convention Signed Featuring Rules of Engagement for Online Warfare

Highlights Include the Definition of Transmedicalism and Where It Is Allowed To Be Used

Local Trans Woman Discovers That a Hatsune Miku Cosplay Is Not a Good Everyday Outfit

Defying All Expectations, This Trans Woman Sucks at Posting

Breaking News: Skirt Go Spinny

A New World Record! This Polycule Decided What To Eat for Dinner in Under an Hour

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NHS England Has Unveiled a New AI Chatbot Designed To Keep Trans People Jumping Through Hoops and Waitlists Without Wasting the Time of Medical Staff

A Doctor Supervised Trial Will Be Launched in May 2027, With a Full Rollout Expected Sometime in 2029

Inspiring: Local Trans Woman Installs Linux Without Making a Big Deal out of It

World’s Oldest Trans Woman Celebrates Her 25th Birthday