Skibidi T.S. Eliot

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

My ship will finally come in when I write “invest like sun tzu” which will be complete slop but the edges of the book will be sharp and perfect to use for setting up rails of blow which is why every finance bro around the world shall buy my blockbuster book “invest like sun Tzu”

LIGHTSWITCH RAVE ON FLIGHT OUT OF SEATAC

cleverly conditioning myself over decades to feel nothing but contempt for its wretched creators when a machine apologizes to me. still not touching the shit.

hello! it is good to be very briefly near u!

I meant /waves but I understand /raves is a standard form of greeting in this region

I will only be at seatac but Capitol Hill is... that way, right? /raves

lol I'm in transit, so about another hour

a funky electric guitar cover of the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald is happening uncomfortably close to me

hello Seattle

A pinkish kitsune in a cream suit and boots, sitting on a throne made of her tails.

Close-up on the same kitsune but her visible eye is open wide, her smile is curling around to her temple, and the three visible tails have each sprouted an eye and a maw.

I'mma call her Tammy

there are facial hair stylings here you do not see anywhere else, and for extremely good reason, and that's all I will say about Portland

hello Portland

Duck Duck Go let's you block sites from search results, which is useful as hell given all the slop.

But it only lets you block 5 sites, which is a fucking joke given all the slop. Letting you only block a total of 5 sites from showing up in search is wild.

Finally got around to painting this silly lil guy

the gun is good, the penis is evil, etc

ah yes the curse of being awake for the eclipse but also surrounded by extremely tall trees

I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

Let me run through spooky forests

genuinely my condolences, that looks like it fuckin hurts, I'm just impressed is all

ow. do you have hollow fangs like a gaboon viper, how in God's name

one of my favorites of all time

absolutely no way i wasn’t going to import this from reels

this is really cute

a collie's front paws. the fur has grown out to extend past the toes, like a dr. seuss character

a collie's front paws, now neat and round and tidy with each toe visible. it is unclear what happened

semi-annual collie de-grinching

New research from northern Minn. shows wolves feed berries to their young New research into the surprising summer eating habits of northern Minnesota wolves known to be fond of beaver, fish and blueberries has now also documented wolves feeding those berries to their pups.

This is very important news, and I will be disappointed if within the next 5 years we don't have any picturebooks about wolves feeding blueberries to their pups! www.mprnews.org/story/2020/0...

thanks for the warning, time to clean the bathtub

Democrats have lost touch with the real American working class: people who’s grandfather designed the restaurant atop the World Trade Center. It teaches you life’s lessons like how to pull yourself up from you boot straps and make an honest living selling oysters to your moms restaurants.

well, I would cancel my subscription to the daily stormer, but their crossword is actually really good

I'm very interested in the Jennifer Tillyverse