Skibidi T.S. Eliot

listen I'm hanging out with boomers this week I'll watch anything that's not the fucking news

in 2022 they made a cook-off game show with the same gimmick as the 2019 horror movie El Hoyo and honestly it's kinda fun? platform descends through three kitchens with ingredients, top kitchen gets first pick, winners of the cook-off go to the top kitchen for the next round.

i dont ever need to see the posts of the people to lay claim to developing or owning this site. i'm a rat in the fucking walls enjoying my nest until they tear this place apart for the copper wire. leave me the fuck alone.

my sister's white boxer being slowly engulfed by my parents' couch

my borzoi Bogue under my bed covers with just her nose sticking out

fortunately, my family doesn't spoil our dogs at all

yeah I too am still thinking about the mcdonalds guy who didn't even try eating a practice burger once before he took a little roach nibble of one on camera

i think it's actually valid to do phrenology for CEOs. the guy who runs Culvers looks like a guy who cares a lot about burgers at Culver's. every costco CEO has looked exactly like a costco lifer should look. whereas companies that fail have CEOs that don't look right for their industry

jigsaw with all the clamps and fittings. god I could carve so much if I didn't have to rough saw everything by hand

oh yeah for sure. tbh I think the "scroll/like/repost" loop of social media is also a kind of brain poison sometimes

thinking for ten seconds by the clock really is the best defense against AI-generated bullshit and it's deeply frustrating how few people are willing to implement it when misinformation agrees with their priors

Seattle spent years misleading the public about Skagit River salmon. Now it will pay $1 billion for fish passage For years, Seattle Public Utilities insisted its hydroelectric dams on the Skagit River were not harming salmon.

WHOA

VERY SURPRISING NEWS

Seattle City Light reverses course on their long-standing position that the upper Skagit was not salmon habitat. The new admission means they will end up spending billions (these early estimates are always very conservative) retrofitting dams for fish passage. 🐟🐋

seriously though as soon as it becomes obvious someone is only engaging so they can harvest indignant replies to post to twitter you're supposed to stop talking to them

I am just a stupid deer that lives in the woods

Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.

Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.

you suspended me for saying the famous david lynch quote to a transphobe and took down my post threatening sister splinter while live posting my silksong playthrough. it's not conspiratorial to think you have shit for brains

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

the public school system should teach you how to make prosciutto

"actually, the tool that specifically makes me worse at evaluating code output is generating better code than ever" cool, quick question, do you hear yourselves

why do they call it a muffin when you muff in the inguinal canals, cum out of the girl’s dick when she busts

oh I naturally assumed it was a righteous mauling

Trans woman are actually the only ones allowed to say “cunty”.

there is something in the dirt here

something about walking in places

my paws touched

before they hardened.

adjust me, father, for I have sinned

you know how some people online are always talking about how they have no visual imagination? god I wish that were me

I believe it 100%

one time a rattlesnake stole my pants

First photograph of a sculpture of a Werewolf-goddess holding the moon with Candles on the moon During the dark winter days the moon is lighting up the darkness. The wolf takes the form of a goddess, because they both share a fate. Once seen in high regard both have been shunned by humans leading warfare against nature, the wolf & the female body Both them became associated with sin & evil forces, degraded by the urges & greed of mankind Sun carrier became sun eater disregarding the cycle of rebirth, goddess became the evil witch...

Second fulll body shot

Side view without candles but smoke instead

Detail shot of the head with smoke

"Mother Moon"
For my project "Solarcvlt"
Winter slowly fading & in many folklores the wolf was animal of this transitionary time between "life & death"
Wolves mate in the deep of winter now the she-wolf is symbolically carrying the young sun into the new year.

#WerewolfWednesday #art #werewolf

POV the strongest kids at the mcdonalds playplace won't let u inside

sometimes i wonder if we can ever go back to news stuff being put on actual functional websites, instead of people posting news on social media sites where they also subscribe to random, sometimes malicious blocklists so you don't get to see the news stories

seems kinda bad, everyone

plausible deniability is key. "break" things, "lose" them; and of course anything that's provided to employees, help yourself to an outrageous degree.