Skibidi T.S. Eliot

sound up to hear the raw wind scrape your soul clean

reminder: don't forget second burrito

snow in the flatlands, and a sky you could fall into

another glorious day in paradise

reminder: get burrito

They’re just completely different polarities of guys who are innately talented at music, the serious musician and the music goblin, and they must do battle until the time of Ragnarok when Baldr falls and the great wolf appears in the sky

"meant to scare or intimidate people"? personally I would rather chew my own thumbs off than tell a mod a shitpost frightened me, but ok

Non religious image I think is holy

part of me would kind of love to see him eat shit in a primary but it's better for everyone if he doesn't get that far. slink back into your podcasting hole when your book promotion is over, gavin

No Gods No Masters No Lolcows

btw about that pixar thing, the reason why these people think having a conversation about gay people with kids is difficult is because they don't know a way to say to their kid "gay people are normal but you are not allowed to be one" without sounding like a bigot (there is a reason for that)

yeah. limited utility as a sort of compass that points due money

something you quickly realize when you have the displeasure of interacting with wealthy people is how much more it costs you than them to make mistakes

devising a new social media platform where you get three energy to spend every turn, posts can attack or defend, and the goal of the platform is slightly more obviously about defeating other commenters than here

[my friend not realizing the bathroom door hides the toilet when you open it all the way] “wheres your toilet?”

me: “what’s a toilet?”

friend: 😳

I think about this a lot and reallllly wish it would sink it.

"methinks you have slandered me with that ad hominem"-ass website

love to see people awarding themselves debate points on here while arguing with someone named e.g. Insane Clown Pussy

InternetHippo: They taught AI how to talk like a corporate middle manager and thought this meant the AI was conscious instead of realizing that corporate middle managers aren't

the little round bears that are all over etsy and craft markets; some similar "handmade" figures are CNC-carved but I'm pretty sure these specific ones are sweatshop made. they are $12-18 and there are bajillions of them

a bear I carved out of a piece of maple. with a knife. it took 4 days to do.

similar small wooden animal figures are the bane of my existence. people love to beg you to sell them Rustic Crafts until you tell them several days' worth of your time may cost more than $20

also goodwill has been skimming the best stuff and selling it on Amazon, eBay etc for years

all that's left in their stores is marked up trash

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

It's so crazy that they will give you this but then you can't get like, FARTONME

Bruce Campbell on Death, Dying, and DIYing His New Movie Ernie & Emma I can't be the guy lugging around a chainsaw anymore.

If you haven’t heard about Bruce Campbell’s latest film, it’s likely because he’s been distributing it himself. The Evil Dead star wrote, directed, and stars in Ernie & Emma, a thoughtful, heartwarming story about a man on a quest through grief who finds more than a few laughs along the way. 1/2

I wish i didn't need forums but between reviews being fake and ai slop poisoning searches, the only reliable metric is asking other humans and hope they know more than you, enough to notice details that you would overlook

Prayer of the Wild Body

Scanned in for International Women's Day :)

There are multiple booths selling these hand-made crochet and amigarumi dolls at the show, and they aren’t being honest about their sourcing. They are indeed “handmade” but they’re handmade in overseas sweatshops and dropshipped to resellers.

THIS

We're having a problem with this locally, and everyone yaps constantly about "mental health."

It's not an indicator of poor mental health when your world has collapsed and there is NOTHING to help.

Therapy doesn't house people being thrown out into the street.

amazing how you can see this post forming inside paul's mind, like an egg inside a chicken, as he types

underdun indeed

"is he truly transphobic, or is he pandering to any vile ideology that he thinks will poll at 51%" is an angels-on-a-pin question, the important thing is that no one can look at him without thinking "to stop this man, we're gonna put on the best battle of the bands this town has ever seen"