Skibidi T.S. Eliot

i know exactly what to do about it, and honestly you do too. because it's a 100% foolproof solution. but i will never type the specific words in that order on an internet platform.

Seattle is a city where the barter economy is proven to work as long as one of the things being bartered is drawings of fat animals

oops wandered around too long at seatac and made a friend

antisocial media is here

a vagina is sometimes called a "beaver" because of the profound way in which it alters its ecosystem

hoist the red flag I'm ready to start slitting throats

I have to work it out from first principles every fucking time but I think if you have their exact specific "@ name @ instance" handle, you can find that by logging into search from your own server. I THINK

are you trying to follow someone on another instance? you idiot? you fucking dipshit? fuck you. log into your instance and stay there. with the RIFF RAFF --mastodon

your boring friends (you don't know them, they don't live here, going through relationship troubles) might want some stuff

sound up to hear the raw wind scrape your soul clean

reminder: don't forget second burrito

snow in the flatlands, and a sky you could fall into

another glorious day in paradise

reminder: get burrito

They’re just completely different polarities of guys who are innately talented at music, the serious musician and the music goblin, and they must do battle until the time of Ragnarok when Baldr falls and the great wolf appears in the sky

"meant to scare or intimidate people"? personally I would rather chew my own thumbs off than tell a mod a shitpost frightened me, but ok

Non religious image I think is holy

part of me would kind of love to see him eat shit in a primary but it's better for everyone if he doesn't get that far. slink back into your podcasting hole when your book promotion is over, gavin

No Gods No Masters No Lolcows

btw about that pixar thing, the reason why these people think having a conversation about gay people with kids is difficult is because they don't know a way to say to their kid "gay people are normal but you are not allowed to be one" without sounding like a bigot (there is a reason for that)

yeah. limited utility as a sort of compass that points due money

something you quickly realize when you have the displeasure of interacting with wealthy people is how much more it costs you than them to make mistakes

devising a new social media platform where you get three energy to spend every turn, posts can attack or defend, and the goal of the platform is slightly more obviously about defeating other commenters than here

[my friend not realizing the bathroom door hides the toilet when you open it all the way] “wheres your toilet?”

me: “what’s a toilet?”

friend: 😳

I think about this a lot and reallllly wish it would sink it.

"methinks you have slandered me with that ad hominem"-ass website

love to see people awarding themselves debate points on here while arguing with someone named e.g. Insane Clown Pussy

InternetHippo: They taught AI how to talk like a corporate middle manager and thought this meant the AI was conscious instead of realizing that corporate middle managers aren't

the little round bears that are all over etsy and craft markets; some similar "handmade" figures are CNC-carved but I'm pretty sure these specific ones are sweatshop made. they are $12-18 and there are bajillions of them

a bear I carved out of a piece of maple. with a knife. it took 4 days to do.

similar small wooden animal figures are the bane of my existence. people love to beg you to sell them Rustic Crafts until you tell them several days' worth of your time may cost more than $20

also goodwill has been skimming the best stuff and selling it on Amazon, eBay etc for years

all that's left in their stores is marked up trash

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism