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@stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social

Official Unofficial @finnacorp.bsky.social subsidiary. (Allergen warning: contains the stupid thoughts of @lancener.bsky.social )

12 Followers  |  10 Following  |  75 Posts  |  Joined: 08.03.2025  |  1.5141

Latest posts by stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social on Bluesky

The bussy area is for loading and unloading only.

08.11.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My favorite letter is guitar.

08.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cousin state of Alabama, the "no, what're you doing, that's the wrong kind of brotherly love" state.

And, yes, they kiss.

08.11.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arkansas, the β€œwhat that mouth do?” state

08.11.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A soft taco warning is in effect in the affected area until 9pm tonight.

06.11.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The sequel is almost never as good as the original, nearly slept through 1am, part 2.

02.11.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Carnal asada, the steak you can fuck.

02.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're ever in danger, just remember the good ol' MacKenzie-butthole-whistle technique and let'r rip.

Works every time, sometimes.

01.11.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, Siri, draw her pregnant.

31.10.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would be an insufferable pregnant woman

31.10.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you or a loved one has forgotten how to thumbs, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

31.10.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The battery store: come on in, and get your ass beat today!

26.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

POV: penis of view
PPV: penis per view
FPS: first penis shooter
MMORPG: massively multiplayer online role penis game

25.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"In cod we thrust" - some dude fucking a fish on 6th street.

24.10.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beware the dick-eating amoebas.

22.10.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taint, by Calvin Klein

Deodorant for your butthole

21.10.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck/marry/kill: piss, water, teeth

19.10.2025 08:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many calories are in ass?

18.10.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The name's Dickard, call me Rick.

18.10.2025 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From the same minds that brought you bidegg, introducing salmonella flavored lube.

17.10.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our new line of enematronics will clean you out AND dance while they do it.

12.10.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Continents are very good at holding in their poops.

10.10.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The toilet exorcist business is booming

08.10.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Piss is just the first letter of what you're doing, followed by the noise it makes when you do it

05.10.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.
Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.
Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.
Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.
Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.
Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.
Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.

04.10.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pissing Through the Morning Wood: The Dick Flanagan Story

03.10.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suddenly remembering I have legs is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

03.10.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with wronghole you may be entitled to financial compensation.

27.09.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give him head after dinner so he gets biryani dick, the spice that's nice.

27.09.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The opening of a new sperm bank named Frozen Brogurt.

25.09.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0