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08.11.2025 10:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social
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The bussy area is for loading and unloading only.
08.11.2025 10:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favorite letter is guitar.
08.11.2025 02:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cousin state of Alabama, the "no, what're you doing, that's the wrong kind of brotherly love" state.
And, yes, they kiss.
Arkansas, the βwhat that mouth do?β state
08.11.2025 00:46 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0A soft taco warning is in effect in the affected area until 9pm tonight.
06.11.2025 14:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The sequel is almost never as good as the original, nearly slept through 1am, part 2.
02.11.2025 08:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Carnal asada, the steak you can fuck.
02.11.2025 00:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you're ever in danger, just remember the good ol' MacKenzie-butthole-whistle technique and let'r rip.
Works every time, sometimes.
Hey, Siri, draw her pregnant.
31.10.2025 05:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would be an insufferable pregnant woman
31.10.2025 04:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you or a loved one has forgotten how to thumbs, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
31.10.2025 04:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The battery store: come on in, and get your ass beat today!
26.10.2025 19:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0POV: penis of view
PPV: penis per view
FPS: first penis shooter
MMORPG: massively multiplayer online role penis game
"In cod we thrust" - some dude fucking a fish on 6th street.
24.10.2025 15:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beware the dick-eating amoebas.
22.10.2025 23:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Taint, by Calvin Klein
Deodorant for your butthole
fuck/marry/kill: piss, water, teeth
19.10.2025 08:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How many calories are in ass?
18.10.2025 23:11 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The name's Dickard, call me Rick.
18.10.2025 08:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0From the same minds that brought you bidegg, introducing salmonella flavored lube.
17.10.2025 04:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our new line of enematronics will clean you out AND dance while they do it.
12.10.2025 02:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Continents are very good at holding in their poops.
10.10.2025 00:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The toilet exorcist business is booming
08.10.2025 05:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Piss is just the first letter of what you're doing, followed by the noise it makes when you do it
05.10.2025 21:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.
Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.
Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.
Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.
Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.
Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.
Tit-b-gone, apply directly to the titty.
Pissing Through the Morning Wood: The Dick Flanagan Story
03.10.2025 14:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Suddenly remembering I have legs is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
03.10.2025 04:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with wronghole you may be entitled to financial compensation.
27.09.2025 15:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Give him head after dinner so he gets biryani dick, the spice that's nice.
27.09.2025 01:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The opening of a new sperm bank named Frozen Brogurt.
25.09.2025 02:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0