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Sentient cat-food dispenser and heating pad. Luckless pedestrian. Treason is a plank in the GOP platform.

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I heard one of them died when he swallowed a sock

23.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, many of us would be very happy to see them go

23.10.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The blue-claw populations on the East Coast are a tiny fraction of what they were in the 1970's so I'm not surprised. You used to be able to catch dozens right off the dock. More recently, hardly any. Thank the algae blooms from the fertilizer runoff.

23.10.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd wait for that check to clear before spending any of it

23.10.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Candidates who won't kiss Wall Street ass are bigger enemies to the Dem leadership (and their consultancy ATM) than are the GOP. I've been watching them punch left since Jesse Jackson.

23.10.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A little spat over mass murder

23.10.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They've been sitting on this piece since 1978

22.10.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fundraising folks

22.10.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fredo Corleone vibes

22.10.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vertical integration

22.10.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trust in Pete Hegseth Has Evaporated β€œDefense Secretary Pete Hegseth has lost the trust and respect of some top military commanders, with his public β€˜grandstanding’ widely seen as unprofessional and the personnel moves made by the former...

McDonald's losing faith in Hamburglar

politicalwire.com/2025/10/21/t...

22.10.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Handpicked' is really 'the only person with a law license we could find who would be stupid enough to do this.'

21.10.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Should an AI copy of you help decide if you live or die? Doctors share top concerns of AI surrogates aiding life-or-death decisions.

We seriously live in hell

arstechnica.com/features/202...

21.10.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Until she receives orders to walk this back or else

21.10.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No doubt. I'm just pointing out that the range of opinions a NYT reporter is exposed to each day extends about as far as what's encountered at a Hamptons weekend.

21.10.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also likely true that they are indeed the most left-wing person they know given the editorial direction of the paper

21.10.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What an appropriate last name

21.10.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if the Rapa Nui language functions off a noun-based grammar. If so, there would be no past tense. Just present and preterite. Most likely an issue of translation, in other words. 'They walked' and 'they were walked' would be written the same, so you would need to pay attention to the nouns.

21.10.2025 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Scientists Make Easter Island Statue Walk | National Geographic
YouTube video by National Geographic Scientists Make Easter Island Statue Walk | National Geographic

Literally walked -- with a little help.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpNu...

21.10.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Josh Marshall

21.10.2025 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We'll allow it and we ain't sayin' why."

21.10.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman standing in front of a bulletin board that says " do n't take the bait don 't take the bait " ALT: a woman standing in front of a bulletin board that says " do n't take the bait don 't take the bait "
21.10.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ezra discovered that there was no money in being truthful

20.10.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of big fat paychecks are dependent upon them not getting it

20.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was obvious at the time that this is what was happening. I was a small-town reporter and covered the events.

20.10.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else in this thread, do not engage with this bad-faith idiot who is JuSt aSkiNg qWestIOns.

20.10.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There has been a lot written about the astroturf campaign known as the Tea Party. You should have no trouble finding more information if you are truly interested.

20.10.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Secret Origins of the Tea Party How Big Oil and Big Tobacco partnered with the Koch brothers to take over the GOP

time.com/secret-origi...

20.10.2025 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This has 'sophomore year' written all over it.

20.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably not Elmer's glue either

19.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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