The 20th Dryjacker

There must be a dead shonen protagonist rotting away in a ditch somewhere because Donald Trump stole his plot armor.

did the Lunar Aurora guy dress like Lenin on purpose?

Having this take in 2026 should get you kicked off the internet. To say nothing of thinking this is somehow a novel view.

The Ravens gave them the 14th pick and next year's #1. The Pats would've had to give up multiple picks this year and next year's #1 to match that. Not worth it.

Ravens are in a much different spot with their roster makeup and long-term outlook than the Pats. This is the kind of deal you make if you see it as an all-in year.

I wouldn't have. Not even close. I'd have offered 31 and that's it.

I'm guessing a bunch of Mormons misinterpreting their own scripture is responsible for that Midwestern cluster.

What's wild is that these men's faces are exact mathematical inverses of each other.

The rural hardware store is the hipster coffee shop of 2026, except real.

We can hope!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing...

They're going to be desperate to force a speedy conclusion, and that is troubling.

Gog is a guy and Magog is his mom

every time you purchase an unfamiliar cheese, you are gambling with your life

Here's how it works:

My dog is the world's cutest dog.
Every other dog in the world is tied for 2nd.

what article?

This is the crux of the matter. Much like diminished sentience is an adaptive mechanism among tech entrepreneurs, feigned diminished sentience is an adaptive mechanism among tech reporters.

Teller? Parham?

every time you purchase an unfamiliar cheese, you are gambling with your life

THANK YOU! I've been screaming this for years now.

Remember the discussion between Siri and Cunningham about how consciousness is an evolutionary inefficiency and how it serves the interests of the ruling class to at least mimic partial non-sentience in order to pursue the expansion of their wealth and power?

The biggest and angriest of all the gogs

I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability

Have you ever read Blindsight by Peter Watts?

"Randy Fine" is what you pay to the state after they arrest you for indecent exposure.

this is rightoid DEI (inclusivity for all different kinds of ugly)

What's wild is that these men's faces are exact mathematical inverses of each other.

Justice Department publishes documents with sexual assault allegations against Trump The department shared FBI documents outlining allegations involving Trump.

These most recent allegations against Trump are vile and disgusting.

Nobody is above the law. Especially not the leader of the pedophile protection party.

I don't want to live in an irredeemably evil country plz help