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did the Lunar Aurora guy dress like Lenin on purpose?

06.03.2026 03:43 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"Randy Fine" is what you pay to the state after they arrest you for indecent exposure.

06.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm guessing a bunch of Mormons misinterpreting their own scripture is responsible for that Midwestern cluster.

06.03.2026 03:57 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

what is that, cajun?
would.

06.03.2026 04:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So many BlueSky users will perish attempting to replicate this in about a decade.

06.03.2026 04:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm guessing a bunch of Mormons misinterpreting their own scripture is responsible for that Midwestern cluster.

06.03.2026 03:57 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The concept of having to fill out a job application that makes you list your employment history in addition to sending your CV is so funny because it's literally just creating unnecessary extra work for everyone involved, but is designed to... what? Prove that you're okay with being inconvenienced?

06.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Simpsonface is offensive and wrong

06.03.2026 03:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is tremendously unfair to Mudvayne

06.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where's Dynamite Heady?

06.03.2026 03:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

she died a virgin

06.03.2026 03:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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did the Lunar Aurora guy dress like Lenin on purpose?

06.03.2026 03:43 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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It's rare you see a subheading in a politician's Wikipedia that succinctly explains their whole deal, but with Markwayne Mullin you get exactly that.

05.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Twitter: People who drew swastikas on their trapper keeper and once had their school evacuated with a fake bomb threat

BlueSky: Straight A students who discovered weed in 11th grade and it was all downhill from there

Threads: Hey! Hey! Hey! Eat paint chips every day!

03.03.2026 15:56 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Boston, the place where someone will beat the shit out of a homophobe and call them the F slur while doing it

06.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

He embodies the self-contradictory spirit of Boston much better than any Wahlberg brother.

06.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The concept of having to fill out a job application that makes you list your employment history in addition to sending your CV is so funny because it's literally just creating unnecessary extra work for everyone involved, but is designed to... what? Prove that you're okay with being inconvenienced?

06.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Chicago Bears 2013-14 was a version of this

05.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I don't want to live in an irredeemably evil country plz help

06.03.2026 01:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Terror Alert Level:

06.03.2026 00:33 — 👍 574    🔁 128    💬 4    📌 0

it would be funny if they told her the collagen and hair extensions were federal property and that she had to return them

06.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 17    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0
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It's rare you see a subheading in a politician's Wikipedia that succinctly explains their whole deal, but with Markwayne Mullin you get exactly that.

05.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Chicago Bears 2013-14 was a version of this

05.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Platner Fashy-itis... is that anything?

01.03.2026 23:59 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
05.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mark and Wayne don't even work well together as a first and middle name! Combining them into a single name is something you do only after a horse-related brain injury.

05.03.2026 19:27 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I had seen that picture before but I did not recall Warhol being in it. Ew.

05.03.2026 20:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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imagine being racist in the defense of Led Zeppelin, of all bands

05.03.2026 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's a real country blumpkin, that one.

05.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0