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Brian Krebs (parody)

@briankrebs.bsky.social

Did you think your little ass could hide from me? Don’t worry this username will be forwarded to my federal buddies. I smoke all sim swappers and put them in some packs! 💯💯💯 parody

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Latest posts by briankrebs.bsky.social on Bluesky

A data breach is like spilling coffee on your laptop. It’s messy, expensive, and everyone around you will never let you forget it.

Brian Krebs inspirational quotes Day #5

17.02.2025 04:14 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m waging war on all ddos c2’s and ddos botnets. You mother fuckers better be ready for Krebs.

07.01.2025 02:39 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

You either root or get rooted.

Brian Krebs inspirational quotes Day #4

05.01.2025 04:00 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

cyber security

04.01.2025 03:21 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Rule 1: If you didn't go looking for it, don't install it.
Rule 2: If you installed it, update it!
Rule 3: If you no longer need it, remove it!

Brian Krebs inspirational quotes Day #3

02.01.2025 03:54 — 👍 33    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

I was once asked why do I carry two guns? I responded, because the only thing I fear is a failed reload.

Brian Krebs inspirational quotes Day #2

29.12.2024 02:43 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can be anywhere you want in the world. But you still choose to be on my dick?

Brian Krebs inspirational quotes Day #1

22.12.2024 18:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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