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your last saved meme is what’s written on your headstone

27.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fuck the police

27.02.2026 21:00 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

FUCK YEAH 💖 give that brain a much deserved little break!

27.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This trip will save their marriage

27.02.2026 14:25 — 👍 3797    🔁 1236    💬 26    📌 81

They really are!

27.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Curious to know how the student council found my Instagram when I don’t use my legal name and hide my face 🫠

27.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Excited to have a week off of work soon while all the kids are on March break 😗

27.02.2026 13:06 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think men who feed a woman's picture into ai should die

27.02.2026 01:41 — 👍 120    🔁 18    💬 1    📌 2

it’s illegal to annoy me

27.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 121    🔁 30    💬 12    📌 1

Little bub got a few more before I left 🥹

26.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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'My Wife's Lovers', 1893 painting by Carl Kahler (1856–1906).

26.02.2026 00:47 — 👍 3876    🔁 706    💬 55    📌 37

dropped a bunch of sunflower seeds and peanuts on the picnic benches for all the babies I missed on my walk today 🥲

26.02.2026 16:35 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A black squirrel sitting on the sandy ground at the lakefront, enjoying a shelled peanut.

A black squirrel sitting on the sandy ground at the lakefront, enjoying a shelled peanut.

breakfast time 🥜

26.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
Two Canada geese floating in the waters of Lake Ontario. Some snow is visible at the shoreline. The geese have brown bodies with white underbellies. Their necks are black with white head markings.

Two Canada geese floating in the waters of Lake Ontario. Some snow is visible at the shoreline. The geese have brown bodies with white underbellies. Their necks are black with white head markings.

beautiful cobra chickens 🖤

26.02.2026 16:06 — 👍 92    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0

Can’t wait until I’m a ghost and can harass the living.

25.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

i wish monkeys were actually real

25.02.2026 18:34 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Die hard ones at that lol 🥴

25.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Work is done so it’s BIRDIN’ TIME

25.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I just had elementary student come into the office and try to sign his friend out of school for the rest of the day??? 😭

25.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“2026 is the year of the horse”

The horse:

25.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Morning.

25.02.2026 05:57 — 👍 13300    🔁 2118    💬 255    📌 101

Imagine thinking you have the love of your country when half the people are planning their party outfits for the day you die.

25.02.2026 12:40 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

when in doubt, always blame it on a man

24.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 37    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 0
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Some window cats of South Philadelphia

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Panoramic photograph of a sunset over the Pacific Ocean

Panoramic photograph of a sunset over the Pacific Ocean

Here's a 6-shot pano from tonight's sunset near Gibraltar Rock, high above #SantaBarbara. #Photography #Sunset

24.02.2026 06:14 — 👍 699    🔁 44    💬 8    📌 3

Kids’ immune systems always know when you are under immense pressure to get a lot of detail-oriented work done.

24.02.2026 13:17 — 👍 1919    🔁 110    💬 45    📌 11

An older white man devoid of personality choosing to be miserable on the internet? What a shocker. 💀

24.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only the coolest and hottest people have a birthday on May 24th.

24.02.2026 20:28 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

it absolutely does 🫠

24.02.2026 17:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1 minute feels like 10 minutes today 🫩

24.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0