Ben 🥞 benjimnn - Bluesky Statics

You're so cute 😊

02.03.2026 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Deeply aroused

02.03.2026 00:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still would let you.

01.03.2026 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's the imperial system. You invented it.

01.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

❤️❤️❤️

01.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How big are you?

📏: “Attack of the 50-Foot Woman” was a gender-bent reenactment of my visit to Vegas.
⚖️: 115,000 lbs. 12 oz.

01.03.2026 22:03 — 👍 95 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 2

Dream physique 😮‍💨

01.03.2026 20:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a boy and a dog are playing in the snow . ALT: a boy and a dog are playing in the snow .

Snowing again

01.03.2026 15:25 — 👍 45 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He must've loved the Kyle thing -- the drama of early exit and an injury not severe enough to cause consequences

28.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One way or another you'll need a big Kleenex supply for my visit

28.02.2026 19:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wowowowowow 😂

28.02.2026 18:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One of the weeks I spent with you you cried for six days straight

28.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Gorgeous episode but I find it hard to believe you've never cried at Star Trek before 🧐

28.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

🫦

28.02.2026 04:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I lol'ed

28.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re all definitely looking at the glasses, yup 🤭

28.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh hello there 🤩

27.02.2026 15:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s my job! 😤

27.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good god these people need to get a fucking liiiiiiiife

27.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ralphy you just like showing off your booty, admit it

27.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's weird how you can get cravings for particular shapes of pasta

26.02.2026 23:11 — 👍 60 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0

No, Azeem and I both respond better to roasting

26.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Damn he really made the rounds because he called me a puta

26.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen . ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .

26.02.2026 14:29 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I feel like it’s safer to use at least a dozen k’s 😂 kkkkkkkkkkkkk

26.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excellent choice, I love her too

26.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who's your favorite returning player in #Survivor50?

25.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 9 📌 0

The hoochie coochie era that never ended 👀

25.02.2026 22:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Twunk era 😍

25.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

kkkk is Brazilian laughter though

25.02.2026 18:08 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

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