*long jerking off motion*
11.09.2025 01:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
dawg LMAO
13.08.2025 15:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
let's fucking go dude
07.08.2025 03:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
i mean it kinda has a built-in way to be snuck around places
06.08.2025 03:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
this made me a little emotional
29.07.2025 03:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
this is a nick kurtz appreciation skeet
26.07.2025 03:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
bagel
25.07.2025 23:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wow, 3 years have flown by! Iβm so honored & appreciate the opportunity to serve as @wmata.com GM. We have an incredible board, staff, partners & customers. More to do & improve but I feel proud of our transformation and the future ahead. Thx you for all your support of Metro.Onward!
25.07.2025 12:39 β π 89 π 2 π¬ 3 π 3
my body is 3% scandi swimmers right now
20.07.2025 04:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
my photo of oriole park at camden yards, taken july 8 at the orioles vs. mets game
does bluesky care for some orange and purple sky?
#baseball #orioles
09.07.2025 16:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
like PLEASE be so fucking for real i cannot be the only one asking for this
06.07.2025 20:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
wes moore i will make you god emperor governor emeritus of maryland if you can get the marc trains to run up from DC during times that the orioles are playing baseball
06.07.2025 20:34 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
i do this to myself every time i eat too much pasta
26.06.2025 21:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
this is just a photo of me
26.06.2025 21:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
25.06.2025 13:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
25.06.2025 03:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
RIP to your dick π
25.06.2025 03:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Between gratuitously smearing mahmoud khalil as antisemitic, voting with republicans to keep the government open, claiming his "job is to keep the left pro-israel," and now (I guess?) demanding to give trump a blank check for 60-90 days of bombing iran, I'm starting to think this guy might suck
22.06.2025 04:20 β π 143 π 13 π¬ 3 π 0
Splendidly done, Mr. Minority Leader, you have caught the president in another inconsistency AND showing reckless disregard for procedure!
22.06.2025 01:41 β π 402 π 45 π¬ 10 π 3
this morning i saw a guy sitting in the park. he was just sitting there reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee or something too. what an asshole
21.06.2025 17:08 β π 1819 π 131 π¬ 49 π 9
an overpass along the atlanta beltline with graffiti that reads βmake friendsβ
an old bridge along the atlanta beltline with intricate brickwork and summer foliage
atlanta skyline as seen from eastern piedmont park
a sculpture of a fantasy monster head mounted at the top of a stone wall along the atlanta beltline
scenes from my time on the atlanta beltline this week
urban parks are so cool!!
21.06.2025 14:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
first presidential candidate to do something about the humidity gets my lifetime vote
18.06.2025 13:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
NYC Comptroller Brad Lander was just arrested by Trumpβs ICE agents because he asked to see a judicial warrant.
This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice. Release him now.
17.06.2025 16:54 β π 11457 π 3893 π¬ 146 π 142
Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic lightβs pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - Iβll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my cityβs heartbeat
13.06.2025 08:57 β π 4229 π 673 π¬ 62 π 25
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