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Writer, reader, information sponge 🧽, appreciator of wit and sarcasm in equal measure. Constantly & pleasantly surprised at the good in people.

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a cartoon of homer simpson in a boat with a purple badge on his head Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson in a boat with a purple badge on his head and leeches on his arms

Leech farmers throughout the country: we're back baby.

05.12.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says man of the people like "gated billionaires mansion".
πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

01.12.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I grew up thinking my English mums spaghetti bolognese, made with Watties tinned spaghetti, was the recipe 🀣🀣
She may be a distant relative 🀣🀣

29.11.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This list may have aged me a bit 🀣🀣🀣

29.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😊
I've been to dozens of others over the years, but I really enjoyed these.
One I forgot was Nigel Kennedy playing Vivaldi's Four Seasons.

29.11.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

Alice Cooper-Welcome to my nightmare
U2 & BB King
Split Enz
Eagles
Pink Floyd

29.11.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this senile lunatic should mind his own fucking business 😀

28.11.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stunned that Life of Brian didn't make the list 😳

25.11.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how many crypto wallet codes you can fit in a chocolate box πŸ€”

22.11.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apologies, my bad πŸ‘Ž
I didn't think she'd be dumb enough to resign early πŸ˜•

22.11.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marjorie's resignation is at the end of this congressional term.
She's not contesting her seat next year, so there's no special election to replace her.

22.11.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is something to do with her cousins friends vaccine reaction, isn't it 🀣🀣🀣

18.11.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣🀣

18.11.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is Celina Midlefart (yes, that's a real name πŸ˜†) with Trump.

18.11.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

So, a Claytons energy plan πŸ€”
Got it 🀣🀣

16.11.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, so that's what that ad is about 🀣
Every time I see it my mind disengages, I mean who the fuck wanders around with an ice cream stuck to their ear.
Incredibly stupid πŸ™„

15.11.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooff πŸ”₯ 🀣

14.11.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear God πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
So he's now Monica Trump 🀣🀣🀣
Mark Epstein testifying before Congress is going to be lit πŸ”₯

14.11.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like this Stacey Patton 😊

14.11.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump hasn't had a waist since the 1960s 🀣🀣

13.11.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't that Caroline Kennedy's lad?
She was an excellent ambassador to Australia 😊
Certainly the polar opposite of his crack pot uncle 🀣🀣

13.11.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, I was fine until Kash popped up 🀣🀣🀣🀣

13.11.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And there it is. 🀣

11.11.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're too clever for your own good sometimes 🀣🀣

10.11.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice ratio btw 🀣

10.11.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're no Alexei Navalny, I'll give you that.

10.11.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta say, it's probably the best idea he's had 🀣🀣

08.11.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣🀣

08.11.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bonnie Tyler 😊

07.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think she has daddy issues, possibly grand daddy issues. 🀣🀣

07.11.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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