Miles Klee 🦉

grandpas, i believe

no offense but literally who falls for these bots

Rise @lorarose35444.bsky.social Yesterday at 11:00 PM Hi handsome how are you doing nice too meet you ••. I've been killed for being too sexy. It was a ritualistic sacrifice 11:02 PM Hi handsome My name is Rose I'm 33 years old now and you 11:09 PM Hi handsome 11:19 PM Today at 12:05 AM Not anymore. They cut off my face So now I'm supposed to just imagine the rest Not cool

Rise @lorarose35444.bsky.social •.. I can send a pic 12:10 AM I can not send it there now So can you send me your Zangi number so we can chat on Zangi messenger that better for use My face has been cut off Oh really So you can download Zangi messenger on your Phone so we can chat there better I will just be blood and muscle and screaming the whole time. Have you seen Face/Off (1997) I want you to download Zangi messenger on your Phone so we can know more better my dear

Rise @lorarose35444.bsky.social •.. The cartel isn't letting me Send me a nice Pic of you you can't send pics on this site dumbass Yesh I do that So can you send me your Zangi number now what is Zangi 12:35 AM Is on your App my dear It on your phone App download it right now so we can know more better 1:02 AM Face/Off (1997) watch it and then we can talk 1:23 AM

another great bot convo

ORSON WELLES: [breathing contemptuously] horror is a joke, or did you not know that. [opens another bottle of red wine] there are ghosts in here, would you care for a sniff?

DON DRAPER: the Twilight Zone. sure, it’s scary if you’re six years old and afraid of being sent to Mars. but what about Alfred. the chubby guy who jokes about married people killing each other. that goes deeper…

Miles saying Ryan Murphy could never reboot Alfred Hitchcock Presents

This epic diss from @milesklee.bsky.social deserves to be liberated from the replies of a long thread:

says a lot about Ryan Murphy that he can’t reboot it

[silhouette gets fatter]

ALFRED HITCHCOCK: ghood eevnihng. it has come to auhr attention that individuals born in 1946 will controhl the whorld’s gahvements for another centchary. theafoh they have oll been ehxecutehd by firing sqhuad

ROD SERLING: That year, 1946. The cigarettes were so good back then. [big drag] Unfortunately, a man from Wisconsin named Joseph McCarthy was about to ruin all subtext,

Twilight Zone premise

i can’t wait to performatively carry around the Iliad the month Nolan’s Odyssey comes out

Politely fried tf outta my man

same bloke got me as well. i’ve heard he may be hiding in Washington D.C.

r/gardening . 2y ago YouTube gardeners with good cinematography + no conspiracy theories?

yes it still works

gonna keep it real with you… i dropped an airpod in the toilet earlier

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please leave me alone

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standing under the shade of a tree. nothing wrong with that

outstanding

honestly think my parents may be the most lib to ever do it

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

it’s pretty simple my friend: you had the best dentists in the world

all living on unclaimed Epstein island

i personally find it more honest in terms of US foreign policy

Red MAGA Hat: folks i am on those percs and you can’t stop us. this is the feeling of a lifetime

White USA Hat: we had to do those things you always said i wouldn’t. unfortunately, it makes me a billion dollars,

Next day, Angela said suddenly, "Are you in love with this guy?" Beverley was just biting into a sandwich. She nodded. "Have you really thought about what it would be like to get married to a foreigner?" "Um." "Would he fit in?" "Oh, we'd live here." "Here?" "In Europe. Well, that's where he works." "But-gee, I couldn't stand that. I mean, it's nice, but it's so different. You know." "That's why I like it." "But it isn't democratic." "Is America?" "Of course. America is a democracy. Where did you go to school, Beverley?" "For a couple of years, to the same place you did. And then, I was at one of those liberal progressive numbers where you couldn't get in if you weren't the right kind. They used to take a certain per cent of stereotype misfits and minorities to cover themselves, but it was pretty exclusive. I'm glad of it, too. I got a good education. Weren't your other schools like that? Or did you sit next to the children of roadsweepers and ditchdiggers?" "Oh, school. I didn't mean that. I meant the country, and the government." "Tell me about the Fountain of Light."

Rachel Ingalls, “On Ice,” from I See a Long Journey. I gasped at the end of the title novella but the end of this one truly sent me into outer space