THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!
08.03.2026 00:29 β
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A headline reading βCamel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectablesβ
Yes everything is terrible but letβs not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
09.03.2026 12:44 β
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The next 33 1/3 open call for proposals is open! If youβre a 33 1/3 fan, a writer, or simply a passionate music lover, now is your chance to submit your favorite album to the series.
Deadline is May 5th 2026, 11:59 PM EST. Full submission guidelines: https://bit.ly/41698ZE
09.03.2026 14:00 β
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"This probably sounds like nightmare fuel to many, but to wealthy VCs and AI and crypto entrepreneurs itβs the next gold rush." is the quote of our time
09.03.2026 15:29 β
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hanging with some friends at a picnic and we accidentally stumbled on the concept of Clavuncular, a chopped uncle version of Clavicular
09.03.2026 00:25 β
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the celebs get them years before theyβre released to the slovenly masses
08.03.2026 00:21 β
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find the elote ones too if you can
08.03.2026 00:20 β
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Cheetos FLAVOR SWAP Layβs Sweet Southern Heat Barbecue with Madison Beer on the bag
hell, if sheβs eating themβ¦
08.03.2026 00:13 β
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you walked right into it. happy birthday chief
07.03.2026 11:30 β
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07.03.2026 11:25 β
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Was sweating for a second.
07.03.2026 11:01 β
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well exactly and at the same time i also donβt think he will be mired too much in nostalgia. big trust in him to make his mark and go his own way
07.03.2026 10:22 β
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he donβt need me. excited to see his version
07.03.2026 10:17 β
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BADGER: uhh not to get too freaky here but i think i might have powers. special powers
VINCE GILLIGAN: please just say your actual lines
07.03.2026 10:17 β
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hear me outβ¦ what if theyβre good
07.03.2026 10:10 β
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BLACK OIL: [oozing out from under a dishwasher]
GUS: [exhales steadily, rolls up sleeves]
07.03.2026 10:08 β
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itβs like one of three episodes i refuse to rewatch lol
07.03.2026 10:04 β
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okay somebody get miles connected with the coogler
07.03.2026 09:36 β
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SCULLY: i hate coming to new mexico
MULDER: looks a lot like the pacific northwest
LOCAL MUSTACHIOED SHERIFF: welcome to canada. glad to have you, the cartels have been just running amok around these parts
07.03.2026 10:02 β
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SAUL: are you fucking kidding me? i have to babysit this little slime monster?
DOGGETT: relax. weβll be back to pick it up sometime tomorrow. probably
07.03.2026 09:57 β
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SKINNY PETE: i might need to get off this shit once and for all homes
FROHIKE: thatβs loser talk. we need you jumping the fence at Area 53
BYERS: most people still believe Area 51 is where the government keeps crashed UFOs. but weβve determined that they moved two areas over
07.03.2026 09:51 β
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MIKE: listen very carefully,
KRYCEK: no.
07.03.2026 09:45 β
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JESSE: so, like, you can just cook your own fruit roll-ups?
SCULLY: technically. but i wouldnβt recommend it
07.03.2026 09:44 β
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SKYLER: you cannot do this to our family. i wonβt let you
WALTER: *our* family? oh ho ho. itβs *my* family. i donβt even know what youβre referring to, but iβm glad i did it
SKINNER: i just need one of you to acknowledge the search warrant
07.03.2026 09:40 β
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HANK: i donβt get it. why am i being reassigned to the border team?
SMOKING MAN: [eating another button of peyote] you misunderstand. the border is coming to you
07.03.2026 09:35 β
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MULDER: ever heard of the meth alien?
07.03.2026 09:31 β
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team effort
07.03.2026 09:30 β
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theyβre too fun Iβm afraidβ¦
07.03.2026 09:29 β
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canβt. you never know when you might die on a water slide
07.03.2026 09:23 β
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lucky
07.03.2026 09:22 β
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