Miles Klee 🦉

THREAD: I got laid off from NYMag/Vulture after 14 years. The family lost 75% of income + medical. Now mzs.press bookstore, once a side project. is do-or-die for Judith & I. I feel weird telling you this because others are doing much worse. But if you could like or share this, we'd be so grateful!

A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

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"This probably sounds like nightmare fuel to many, but to wealthy VCs and AI and crypto entrepreneurs it’s the next gold rush." is the quote of our time

hanging with some friends at a picnic and we accidentally stumbled on the concept of Clavuncular, a chopped uncle version of Clavicular

the celebs get them years before they’re released to the slovenly masses

find the elote ones too if you can

Cheetos FLAVOR SWAP Lay’s Sweet Southern Heat Barbecue with Madison Beer on the bag

hell, if she’s eating them…

you walked right into it. happy birthday chief

Was sweating for a second.

well exactly and at the same time i also don’t think he will be mired too much in nostalgia. big trust in him to make his mark and go his own way

he don’t need me. excited to see his version

BADGER: uhh not to get too freaky here but i think i might have powers. special powers

VINCE GILLIGAN: please just say your actual lines

hear me out… what if they’re good

BLACK OIL: [oozing out from under a dishwasher]

GUS: [exhales steadily, rolls up sleeves]

it’s like one of three episodes i refuse to rewatch lol

okay somebody get miles connected with the coogler

SCULLY: i hate coming to new mexico

MULDER: looks a lot like the pacific northwest

LOCAL MUSTACHIOED SHERIFF: welcome to canada. glad to have you, the cartels have been just running amok around these parts

SAUL: are you fucking kidding me? i have to babysit this little slime monster?

DOGGETT: relax. we’ll be back to pick it up sometime tomorrow. probably

SKINNY PETE: i might need to get off this shit once and for all homes

FROHIKE: that’s loser talk. we need you jumping the fence at Area 53

BYERS: most people still believe Area 51 is where the government keeps crashed UFOs. but we’ve determined that they moved two areas over

MIKE: listen very carefully,

KRYCEK: no.

JESSE: so, like, you can just cook your own fruit roll-ups?

SCULLY: technically. but i wouldn’t recommend it

SKYLER: you cannot do this to our family. i won’t let you

WALTER: *our* family? oh ho ho. it’s *my* family. i don’t even know what you’re referring to, but i’m glad i did it

SKINNER: i just need one of you to acknowledge the search warrant

HANK: i don’t get it. why am i being reassigned to the border team?

SMOKING MAN: [eating another button of peyote] you misunderstand. the border is coming to you

MULDER: ever heard of the meth alien?

team effort

they’re too fun I’m afraid…

can’t. you never know when you might die on a water slide

lucky