Miles Klee 🦉

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please leave me alone

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standing under the shade of a tree. nothing wrong with that

outstanding

honestly think my parents may be the most lib to ever do it

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

it’s pretty simple my friend: you had the best dentists in the world

all living on unclaimed Epstein island

i personally find it more honest in terms of US foreign policy

Red MAGA Hat: folks i am on those percs and you can’t stop us. this is the feeling of a lifetime

White USA Hat: we had to do those things you always said i wouldn’t. unfortunately, it makes me a billion dollars,

Next day, Angela said suddenly, "Are you in love with this guy?" Beverley was just biting into a sandwich. She nodded. "Have you really thought about what it would be like to get married to a foreigner?" "Um." "Would he fit in?" "Oh, we'd live here." "Here?" "In Europe. Well, that's where he works." "But-gee, I couldn't stand that. I mean, it's nice, but it's so different. You know." "That's why I like it." "But it isn't democratic." "Is America?" "Of course. America is a democracy. Where did you go to school, Beverley?" "For a couple of years, to the same place you did. And then, I was at one of those liberal progressive numbers where you couldn't get in if you weren't the right kind. They used to take a certain per cent of stereotype misfits and minorities to cover themselves, but it was pretty exclusive. I'm glad of it, too. I got a good education. Weren't your other schools like that? Or did you sit next to the children of roadsweepers and ditchdiggers?" "Oh, school. I didn't mean that. I meant the country, and the government." "Tell me about the Fountain of Light."

Rachel Ingalls, “On Ice,” from I See a Long Journey. I gasped at the end of the title novella but the end of this one truly sent me into outer space

going to Costco does anyone need anything

speechless at this distillation of Deleuze and Guattari

possibly the one woman in DC with a brain operating at full capacity?

It seriously looks like the pictures of an island after a hurricane. They’ve cleaned up most of the debris but it’s still bleak.

Dude there's not even a putting green. There's nothing. This was just straight up Rape Island.

absolutely beside the point but Epstein’s island really looks like shit

i was never in doubt

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lmfao no way

“What are you trying to tell me? That i can dodge accountability?”

“No, Rachel. i’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.”

Rachel Doležal @DialloNkechi I know these are just cough drops, but hear me out: Remember when “red pill” meant waking up to truth, and “blue pill” meant staying comfortable in illusion? Now “red-pilled” is politically tied to anti-feminism or far-right views — and “blue-pilled” means liberal or naive, when progressives were supposed to be the ones “fighting the system” in politics. Idk, it’s just weird how a metaphor about reality turned into a culture war label & flipped things like that. Are you red or blue pill & in what sense? #redpill #bluepill #Matrix btw, is this lace closure serving or what? Two pictures of Rachel Dolezal dressed in leather like she's in the Matrix, in the first one she is holding up blue and red cough drops

Dolezal's gender transition arc has begun:

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With Bill Duke finally getting his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today, I'm re-sharing the career-spanning conversation I did for @indiewire.com with him.

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had to shoot a vertical video of myself for work and felt one billion years old

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

i think i speak for everyone when i say it will be very disappointing if you don't show up in fisherman chest waders

There’s nothing more East Coast than leaving a note on someone’s windshield that starts with “Dear Asshole”

folding table with orange tape label that says “Jackass Tables”

what is going on in my office

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