the celebs get them years before theyβre released to the slovenly masses
08.03.2026 00:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@milesklee.bsky.social
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the celebs get them years before theyβre released to the slovenly masses
08.03.2026 00:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0find the elote ones too if you can
08.03.2026 00:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cheetos FLAVOR SWAP Layβs Sweet Southern Heat Barbecue with Madison Beer on the bag
hell, if sheβs eating themβ¦
08.03.2026 00:13 β π 26 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0you walked right into it. happy birthday chief
07.03.2026 11:30 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Was sweating for a second.
07.03.2026 11:01 β π 30 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0well exactly and at the same time i also donβt think he will be mired too much in nostalgia. big trust in him to make his mark and go his own way
07.03.2026 10:22 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0he donβt need me. excited to see his version
07.03.2026 10:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
BADGER: uhh not to get too freaky here but i think i might have powers. special powers
VINCE GILLIGAN: please just say your actual lines
hear me outβ¦ what if theyβre good
07.03.2026 10:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
BLACK OIL: [oozing out from under a dishwasher]
GUS: [exhales steadily, rolls up sleeves]
itβs like one of three episodes i refuse to rewatch lol
07.03.2026 10:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0okay somebody get miles connected with the coogler
07.03.2026 09:36 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
SCULLY: i hate coming to new mexico
MULDER: looks a lot like the pacific northwest
LOCAL MUSTACHIOED SHERIFF: welcome to canada. glad to have you, the cartels have been just running amok around these parts
SAUL: are you fucking kidding me? i have to babysit this little slime monster?
DOGGETT: relax. weβll be back to pick it up sometime tomorrow. probably
SKINNY PETE: i might need to get off this shit once and for all homes
FROHIKE: thatβs loser talk. we need you jumping the fence at Area 53
BYERS: most people still believe Area 51 is where the government keeps crashed UFOs. but weβve determined that they moved two areas over
MIKE: listen very carefully,
KRYCEK: no.
JESSE: so, like, you can just cook your own fruit roll-ups?
SCULLY: technically. but i wouldnβt recommend it
SKYLER: you cannot do this to our family. i wonβt let you
WALTER: *our* family? oh ho ho. itβs *my* family. i donβt even know what youβre referring to, but iβm glad i did it
SKINNER: i just need one of you to acknowledge the search warrant
HANK: i donβt get it. why am i being reassigned to the border team?
SMOKING MAN: [eating another button of peyote] you misunderstand. the border is coming to you
MULDER: ever heard of the meth alien?
07.03.2026 09:31 β π 264 π 31 π¬ 6 π 0team effort
07.03.2026 09:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0theyβre too fun Iβm afraidβ¦
07.03.2026 09:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0canβt. you never know when you might die on a water slide
07.03.2026 09:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0lucky
07.03.2026 09:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A24 horror film
07.03.2026 09:21 β π 99 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0i personally believe this website could use more of that
07.03.2026 09:20 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0in that case i am ready to follow your orders
07.03.2026 09:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that
07.03.2026 01:17 β π 3669 π 449 π¬ 31 π 5Good Evening Motherfuckers itβs Friday
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