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Miles Klee πŸ¦‰

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senior writer @wired.com tips: miles_klee@wired.com or signal @millionbear.44 book: https://asterismbooks.com/product/double-black-diamond-mads-gobbo-miles-klee ⚠️ this user has been kicked out of Musso & Frank for wearing a tank top

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CRAZY book

04.03.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

politics aside for a second: he probably could've used a few more hours of metronome practice on this one. you can hear the drummer's silent internal screams

04.03.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 2

grandpas, i believe

04.03.2026 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

no offense but literally who falls for these bots

04.03.2026 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Rise @lorarose35444.bsky.social
Yesterday at 11:00 PM
Hi handsome how are you doing nice too meet you
β€’β€’.
I've been killed for being too sexy. It was a ritualistic sacrifice
11:02 PM
Hi handsome
My name is Rose I'm 33 years old now and you
11:09 PM
Hi handsome
11:19 PM
Today at 12:05 AM
Not anymore. They cut off my face
So now I'm supposed to just imagine the rest Not cool

Rise @lorarose35444.bsky.social Yesterday at 11:00 PM Hi handsome how are you doing nice too meet you β€’β€’. I've been killed for being too sexy. It was a ritualistic sacrifice 11:02 PM Hi handsome My name is Rose I'm 33 years old now and you 11:09 PM Hi handsome 11:19 PM Today at 12:05 AM Not anymore. They cut off my face So now I'm supposed to just imagine the rest Not cool

Rise @lorarose35444.bsky.social
β€’..
I can send a pic
12:10 AM
I can not send it there now
So can you send me your Zangi number so we can chat on Zangi messenger that better for use
My face has been cut off
Oh really
So you can download Zangi
messenger on your Phone so we can chat there better
I will just be blood and muscle and screaming the whole time. Have you seen Face/Off (1997)
I want you to download Zangi messenger on your Phone so we can know more better my dear

Rise @lorarose35444.bsky.social β€’.. I can send a pic 12:10 AM I can not send it there now So can you send me your Zangi number so we can chat on Zangi messenger that better for use My face has been cut off Oh really So you can download Zangi messenger on your Phone so we can chat there better I will just be blood and muscle and screaming the whole time. Have you seen Face/Off (1997) I want you to download Zangi messenger on your Phone so we can know more better my dear

Rise @lorarose35444.bsky.social
β€’..
The cartel isn't letting me
Send me a nice Pic of you
you can't send pics on this site dumbass
Yesh I do that
So can you send me your Zangi number now
what is Zangi
12:35 AM
Is on your App my dear
It on your phone App download it right now so we can know more better
1:02 AM
Face/Off (1997) watch it and then we can talk
1:23 AM

Rise @lorarose35444.bsky.social β€’.. The cartel isn't letting me Send me a nice Pic of you you can't send pics on this site dumbass Yesh I do that So can you send me your Zangi number now what is Zangi 12:35 AM Is on your App my dear It on your phone App download it right now so we can know more better 1:02 AM Face/Off (1997) watch it and then we can talk 1:23 AM

another great bot convo

04.03.2026 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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ORSON WELLES: [breathing contemptuously] horror is a joke, or did you not know that. [opens another bottle of red wine] there are ghosts in here, would you care for a sniff?

04.03.2026 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DON DRAPER: the Twilight Zone. sure, it’s scary if you’re six years old and afraid of being sent to Mars. but what about Alfred. the chubby guy who jokes about married people killing each other. that goes deeper…

04.03.2026 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Miles saying Ryan Murphy could never reboot Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Miles saying Ryan Murphy could never reboot Alfred Hitchcock Presents

This epic diss from @milesklee.bsky.social deserves to be liberated from the replies of a long thread:

04.03.2026 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

says a lot about Ryan Murphy that he can’t reboot it

04.03.2026 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[silhouette gets fatter]

04.03.2026 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ALFRED HITCHCOCK: ghood eevnihng. it has come to auhr attention that individuals born in 1946 will controhl the whorld’s gahvements for another centchary. theafoh they have oll been ehxecutehd by firing sqhuad

04.03.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

ROD SERLING: That year, 1946. The cigarettes were so good back then. [big drag] Unfortunately, a man from Wisconsin named Joseph McCarthy was about to ruin all subtext,

04.03.2026 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Twilight Zone premise

04.03.2026 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 526    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

i can’t wait to performatively carry around the Iliad the month Nolan’s Odyssey comes out

04.03.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Politely fried tf outta my man

03.03.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1011    πŸ” 258    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 79

same bloke got me as well. i’ve heard he may be hiding in Washington D.C.

03.03.2026 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
r/gardening . 2y ago

YouTube gardeners with good cinematography + no conspiracy theories?

r/gardening . 2y ago YouTube gardeners with good cinematography + no conspiracy theories?

02.03.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1489    πŸ” 207    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 12

yes it still works

01.03.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

gonna keep it real with you… i dropped an airpod in the toilet earlier

01.03.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 331    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 2
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please leave me alone

01.03.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

standing under the shade of a tree. nothing wrong with that

28.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

outstanding

28.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

honestly think my parents may be the most lib to ever do it

28.02.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

28.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10438    πŸ” 3314    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 14

it’s pretty simple my friend: you had the best dentists in the world

28.02.2026 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

all living on unclaimed Epstein island

28.02.2026 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i personally find it more honest in terms of US foreign policy

28.02.2026 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Red MAGA Hat: folks i am on those percs and you can’t stop us. this is the feeling of a lifetime

White USA Hat: we had to do those things you always said i wouldn’t. unfortunately, it makes me a billion dollars,

28.02.2026 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2