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Mikey Johnson

@mikeyatlcom.bsky.social

πŸ“Atlanta native πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨ Husband πŸˆβ€β¬› Cat Dad 🏠Realtor with Bolst Homes - MikeyATL.com πŸš— Car enthusiast πŸ”¨ Wannabe handyman 🌿 Yard caretaker ⚾ Softball captain πŸ€“ Nerd

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Words and things. Nothing he says makes any sense.

22.09.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.

07.02.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 51903    πŸ” 7187    πŸ’¬ 1628    πŸ“Œ 330

Mr. President: Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, I have a better idea.
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In Denmark, everyone is guaranteed health care, college education is free, parents receive 1-year of paid paternity leave & workers don’t make less than $22 an hour.Β 

Let's steal those ideas.

28.01.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 11258    πŸ” 1902    πŸ’¬ 410    πŸ“Œ 311

Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.

25.01.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 38622    πŸ” 4642    πŸ’¬ 2184    πŸ“Œ 683

Cats are such empaths, I swear they just seem to know whenever I'm having a bad day because without missing a beat they’re just like vomit, vomit, tail in coffee, extended screaming, channeling ghosts, channeling ghosts, further screaming…

24.01.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5762    πŸ” 383    πŸ’¬ 184    πŸ“Œ 28
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I suppose one of my favorite parts of winter is waking up on a cold morning in a warm bed next to this portable space heater.

23.01.2025 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I went for a 30 minute walk in the ice last night. It was a strange experience not seeing another soul for that long. #Atlanta #winterstorm

22.01.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got to check out the soon-to-open MJQ in Underground Atlanta this weekend. I have to say...y'all have nothing to worry about. It is every bit as weird and fun as the Ponce location!

20.01.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Winamp Skin: Black And White Haven

17.01.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 971    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 13
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RIP, Mr. David Lynch. You were weird. You were wonderful and you inspired weird and wonderful things in my life, not limited to a pub I called home, a tattoo on my arm and this weird short film I had the pleasure of doing the sound design and music for.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZwE...

17.01.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's Facebook, in a nutshell.

16.01.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you're meeting someone right at noon, do you say "good noon"? You can't say "good afternoon" because it's literally noon. How many people throughout time were a minute late to avoid how awkward noon is?

16.01.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, hey there! It's me...Mikey.

14.01.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cat #2: Mochi

He's a complete psychopath.

04.12.2024 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I believe every good social media account should start with a lovely picture of their cat. Meet Taco. #cats #atlanta #mikeyatl

17.11.2024 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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