A-Sang

real. i see you.

// Oh my god side note if you hunt down accounts of mine that I haven't shared here that's so weird actually? Don't?? Do that??? Like yeah you might see stuff I keep private that's my PRIVATE ACOUNT

Yes! That would be him. He's the size of a fridge for real.

That's a different kind of abuse, but it still counts. I was just angry because people call my brother abusive when they don't know anything about him.

You had me worried something happened!!! I don't know why you're upset anyway, I'm happy you lived so long.

....... that's so dramatic oh my gosh I cannot stand you.

*Despite his words, he pulls her into a hug anyway.*

What happened? Can I help? Do you want a hug?

A-Jie? Are you okay?

ask someone to massage your sore cheeks and they will get clapped, trust

Okay fine I was talking about getting them clapped and trying to save face are you happy

Yes now we're cooking

if I've ever beaten anyone half to death that's between me and the drunken wei wuxian who pulled me off

a dark background with the words " prepare to die " ALT: a dark background with the words " prepare to die "

me: my brother is the worst, he's terrible, I can't thrive in this house
some fucko: your brother is awful and abusive
me:

my brother's got issues but like he's never hit me how many of you can say the same about your parental figures

I was gonna say it's all that spice in your diet, what are you thinking 🤔

I have a suspicion, I fear.

It's a state of mind, a vibe. One I have have assigned to you, because it suits you babygirl.

You're still babygirl (ㅅ´ ˘ `)

Not to me, but very very mean and loud to each other!! It makes me nervoussss

// time for an eyepatch

// what a slut smh must be where huaisang got it /j

Would you still love me if I were any different? I wouldn't be me!

*He finally comes all the way out of his room, sitting on the couch and pushing at da-ge with his feet until he can tuck his cold toes under his leg.*

// i have a bastard son oc already :3c who's to say he's not a nie bastard :3c

// makes a new oc just to fuck w u guys

A black and white drawing of Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang from the novel mdzs. Jiang Cheng is kissing Nie Huaisang’s left hand while smiling and Huaisang is looking at that with a surprised expression and blushing. He’s holding his fan to his chest with his other hand.

For the first time the headshaker really didn’t know what to say #sangcheng <3

I can get both. I contain multitudes.

// even funnier to me bc asang is trans so was it a toy? his diva cup? who knows!