nervous tony

I'll stand over the trash can and hold the band of my bra out, you get in there and dig all the taco bell cheese out.

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a baby magician that gets really confused when things disappear

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three white kittens are surrounded by lit candles ALT: three white kittens are surrounded by lit candles

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I'm tried of people acting like vanilla is anything less than an elegant, dazzling flavor. Vanilla ice cream tastes like your mom buying you a book at Barnes & Noble.

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I think cats should have guns

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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little -The Onion

RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-...

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we are waiting

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how do i find my people on here 😐 need some shitposters on my feed

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Love Albert

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