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@beffers805.bsky.social

Happy and weird

110 Followers  |  166 Following  |  43 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024
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We could listen to #KeithMorrison read the phone book alllllll day. If only we knew what city and state it was. Any ideas? Happy Valentine's Day! ❀️ Your Friends at #Dateline. TikTok video by Dateline NBC

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2XDfCsa/

09.03.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keith Morison and Moira Rose talk the same.

09.03.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rocky Raccoon is the best song ever

08.03.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My baaaaaaaaabies

06.03.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT

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They absolutely do. πŸ’―

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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside downβ€”the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

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We are arms dealers to terrorists.

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He nails it.

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New:

DOGE's spending has been secret.

No longer.

My colleagues have uncovered it.

www.propublica.org/article/doge...

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haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream (liqueur)

haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream (liqueur)

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

21.02.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6311    πŸ” 907    πŸ’¬ 275    πŸ“Œ 267

Hi friend!

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Amanda Zurawski, one of the Texas women who nearly died due to the states abortion ban, has been named one of Time’s Women of the Year.

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AWWWWWW thanks babe!

14.02.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What a perfect day to see double cloud hearts!

14.02.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Oregon Trail generation speaks

13.02.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 13510    πŸ” 1564    πŸ’¬ 154    πŸ“Œ 40

being drunk right now is the difference between

β€œthis is so fucking stupid” (terrified)

and

β€œthis is so fucking stupid” (funny)

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A frog holding a pink pistol with the text β€œYou will have a good day. That’s a threat!”

A frog holding a pink pistol with the text β€œYou will have a good day. That’s a threat!”

Good morning, besties 😌

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Trash

Trash

Oh no Kanye said something again

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PLEASE do this, Mexico.
We'll accept "Gulf of Mexico," too. πŸ™

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DNC Chair Martin: He said he was going to bring down the cost of goods on day oneβ€”he hasn’t done that. The cost of eggs has increased dramatically. He’s done nothing at all in the first three weeks to bring down the cost of goods and help people who are working their asses off to get ahead in life.

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