Ivy Errata

*click click click click* *Goes into a completely different song*
*click click click click* *transitions seamlessly into Nookie by Limp Bizkit*
*click click click click* *pause and stares at u uncomfortably long*
*click click click click click click click click click click click click *
*click cli

Guys if the one song I wrote that starts with a click track ever takes off and becomes my "iconic song," I'm gonna need you to let me be an egregious asshole about it and just like, lemme go an entire show playing that click track at random points.

Oops I'm getting plugged back into the goth scene here, looks like I'm about to be Back On My Bullshit.

So like, we're pumped about Karrion Kross being a free agent, right #wrestlesky ?

It feels like we're pumped about this. It feels like wherever dude goes, he's gonna immediately make it better.

Wreath of barbs at soundcheck
you will watch them whine
three you slowly spread the net
and four you....

So like, can I do a cover of Wreath of Barbs at soundcheck, just as a fuckin goof? Just as a big fucking goof?

"I'll listen to your new CD as soon as I get done gooning over this mix I just printed" - Me to a friend like five minutes ago.

I'm never beating the "used to make people cum for money" allegations.

~YES THIS FEAR'S GOT AHOLD OF MEEEEEEEEEE!~

My cat was having a panic this morning and I didn't know why.

Turns out he just wanted me out of bed so he could lay down on my lap.

This fucker is diabolical.

I am fucking stoned. But I also think it's time we give dance punk it's due.

Dance Punk was far more interesting than we ever gave it credit for.

It was the thing we in the alternative so desperately needed after the gloss and glamour of the late 90s pop punk invasion.

Dance Punk felt raw: It felt cool to rebel against the mainstream, despite being in the mainstream.

Now it's in your head too: LIKE DRINKING POISON, LIKE EATING GLASS!

I wish I had the guts to cover "Like Eating Glass" by Bloc Party but do y'all have any idea how hard it is to nail those notes with that much passion?

Song is a fucking all time banger.

The new Thrice is absolutely _wicked_ sounding. My favorite thing I've heard from them in _years_

I’m still amazed by the literal concept of creativity. You mean to tell me that through thought and research, we can transmute something from an idea into reality? That’s magical af.

It's time for a rewatch of American vandal holy shit what a show

a man in a white suit stands in front of a sign that says ' smack down ' ALT: a man in a white suit stands in front of a sign that says ' smack down '

"Hogan, you are going ONE on ONE with... the Undertaker"

The gulf between X and Bluesky has never been wider, as my mentions on the former are "HOGAN INVENTED WRESTLING AND COCONUT OIL, A POX ON YOUR HOUSE FOR SULLYING HIS NAME" and on Bluesky my mentions are "Do you know where he's being buried so I can take a shit in his grave?"

Like a chump
Like a chump
Like a chump
Like a chump
Like a chump
Like a chump
Like a chump
Like a chump

Apparently Andy is reformed????

Don't cry for nothing.

serifires.bandcamp.com/track/undone

If Hanger wins today, I'm not sure that history is gonna look so kindly on a majority of the Death Riders angle, but man it's gonna be hard to argue they didn't stick the landing.

#aewallin #wrestlesky

He's like a history professor or something now. Source: something I vaguely remember about a thing I heard about him one time but I'm stoned so that may or may not be true dude might be a snail farmer.

NEVER CALL HER MERCEDES HOGAN AGAIN YOU DUMB SONSABITCHES

ATHENA FINALLY GETTING HER MOMENT FUCK YES

#AEWallin #wrestlesky

Nigel McGoonness

#wrestlesky

Look I'm not saying I'm fantasy booking Forbidden Door but goddamn do I want SLK V Thekla to happen there. Their match a few years back was SO SO SO GOOD.

#wrestlesky

Today is a Future Garage kinda day, AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT, NERD.

Guys I don't know what to tell you Bread Durst is real and he CAN hurt you.

Oh shiiiiiit.